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fetal position in the bathtub, lights off, noize cancelling headphones playing static

Just wait until until we get Earth Wind & Fire hurricanes. 200 mph gust of jazz ain't nothing to joke about.

Well that was quite a read. Margaret Thatcher?? Even I have standards. The Onion couldn't top this court case.

I don't think I even spend that much time on my actual job

Next you're going to tell me French fries arent from France

They laugh, but you never know when you may need a deep cycle marine battery

Is anyone on fortnite old enough to vote?

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I love this time of year, when all the seasonal stouts come out

Damn good beer

Scissors really revolutionized clothing when everyone realized they didn't have to wear the whole sheep

Not entirely true. A number of them are definitely spam, but there are many organizations that do text outreach and there is definitely a person at the other end. They will remove you from their lists if you reply with stop.