please don't take out Spongebob
WASHINGTON — President Joe Biden unveiled on Monday a new haircut to appeal to younger voters. "Ong this democracy bussin fr fr," Biden said during the event. Later that day he appeared in a Mr. Beast video where he was seen playing the popular video game Fortnite. The president also announced a new plan for funding bands similar to 100 gecs, which could benefit tens of millions of Americans.
CHICAGO—Eradicating any sense of respectability and gentlemanliness he thought he possessed during the long winter months, local man Brendan Watt was reminded Thursday by the return of more revealing spring attire that he is nothing more than a vulgar, hormonal ogre who has to actively keep his thoughts and gaze in check whenever he goes out in public, the disheartened 33-year-old confirmed to reporters. “God,” Watt reportedly said to himself while walking to work amid a variety of women wearing skirts and light strapless garments, as he arrived at the annual realization that he is, despite his best hopes, a chemically driven beast who must mentally tell himself he doesn’t need to take another glance at women who pass by in tank tops and yoga pants. “And there’s still five more months of this, for Christ’s sake.” At press time, Watt had just caught himself taking a second look at a girl who—Jesus—was a good 15 years younger than him, and was sadly accepting that this is just who he is.
Soyjaks are cringe but it gets the point across. I made this shitpost while at work, feel free to share it on reddit and report back the results
Came here to post this. I agree that they are some of the best RPGs of all time.
I think the graphics still hold up because they fit the atmosphere so well. The only reason why it's hard to recommend is the combat system.
Have you played Risen 1 from the same devs? It's probably my favourite game of all time. Also, I've heard that "The Chronicles Of Myrtana: Archolos" mod is great.
Bro he is the fucking president. There are no "steps". All the steps that Genocide Joe needs to do are:
Step 1: Pick up the pencil
Step 2: Sign the executive order
Basically what I'm saying that he could have at least attempted to bring USA up to the standard of the poorest EU country
If there was a spotify wrapped for your feelings, my main ones would be nostalgia, longing and horny
The Hasidic tunnel story is really bad for the Jewish people. Now every time somebody says something wildly antisemitic like "There are Jews inside your walls", you have to take them 100% seriously because it's entirely within the realm of possibility
Tbh none of these are particularly funny, which supports my thesis that humor was invented by Monty Python in 1969
I just remembered that there is a subreddit called https://www.reddit.com/r/sugarfree/
As we all know, reddit is trash but the niche subs like this can sometimes have a lot of useful info
As far as I understand (I haven't watched that episode yet), it is one of the pivotal moments in Earth history which leads to space communism in Star Trek. In the show, it happens in 2024 - https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Bell_Riots
You can do it chief 
Check out the Pomodoro method if you haven't already. I used it in college and it really helped me.
Thanks for the advice! I agree about C5k, it's a good program and that's how I started running. I'm still using it as a base when going for a run.
Those are great goals, I would also like to practice more (I play guitar and drums) and exercise regularly. We can do this! 
"We need more war criminals to endorse Biden"
~unironic redditors