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[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago

I gotta say: I love this. It's super late, but I'll come back with a story or two. πŸ•ΈοΈπŸˆβ€β¬›πŸ¦‡πŸ–€πŸ’€πŸŒšπŸŽƒπŸ‘»

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Almost as often as "dices", I'd wager. 🀒🫒

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 days ago

What a lukewarm compliment. I need to wash my hands now, ew.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

TBF, even three "generations" in that span assumes parenthood by 28 (2021: 30, FYI), and 4+ generations by 7 years apiece β€” putting it well beyond reality "by any reckoning".

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (9 children)

A "generation" is colloquially ~14-20 years, and "several" means 7+. Keiko's high as balls again. πŸ€¦πŸ½β€β™‚οΈ

edit: if "several" generations "by any reckoning" were able to fit into ~85 years' time, it would require 10yr olds becoming parents in each generation, consecutively. What the actual, Keiko. Words matter. Ew.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Yes, the US largely figured that out with The Empire Strikes Back. 😜

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

Even old-ass Dr. Evil snorted in surprise.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago

Too bad your next promotion'll be the front lines, troll. Good luck.

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