underwatermagpies

I'd like the horsies to have their own party in a nice field where they can chill out with delicious grass. Maybe a sneaky horse cocktail.

Just got a call for an interview next week from a job that closed a month ago. I'd assumed they didn't want me and moved on. Job hunting is so weird.

Extreme pollen again tomorrow and then 35 degrees on Wednesday. I should do all of my errands today but I seem to be moving very slowly.

It's not too late. Still gorgeous out.

The pollen today is super fun. I think my face is actually exploding.

In my dream someone was making breakfast cocktails. Something with blitzed pears.

My cup of tea is fine, but I could totally go a fancy pear cocktail.

I mean they're pretty tasty. I don't buy them because I eat too many.

Also- remember to drink the tea.

Wer hat mein Haferbrei gegessen?

The fluffy boi has been having testing on his kidneys, and the vet's incidentally found a serious heart condition. Poor little chicken. More expensive tests that I can't really afford to follow.

I've lost my voice. And I'm running an event that requires me to basically talk all weekend. This'll be interesting.

Oh that all sucks, I'm sorry. Can you at least take a day or two off work? It'd give you some space to process and minimise the idiots while your tolerance is low.