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[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

What was it? I wish I had a limited edition pmjv typo. It could be worth DOZENS of dollar on ebay

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I wonder if the oversized daemon baby prefers Danzig or Graves records

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago

how very submissive and breedable of you to say

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago

I can hear the jimmies rustling in the trees

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is so high quality, I feel like I’m viewing a cutscene

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

Penguin sounds like Gunther from Adventure Time

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I was gonna call it Jerry-ing but conglobating sounds more betterer

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 week ago (3 children)

OH GOD

SEX

ROMANCE

INTRIGUE

Is there any genre this comic won’t cover?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Short answer: mental illness

Long answer: it will vary from various iterations, but often Bruce Wayne is minimally present as a CEO (which, eyy, not really different from most of them.) Bruce Wayne / Batman is able to rest while crime exists in the same way an insomniac rests on itchy sheets in the middle of a parade: he doesn’t. He is beyond obsessed on stopping crime, to the detriment of his health and safety, as well as those around him. His entire entourage regularly pushes him to slow down, rest, take time to heal, etc, and he keeps getting up. It’s beyond his (present) ability to control. There’s been a few instances (like with Andrea in Mask of the Phantasm) where he does find himself at peace and can move on, but mostly, he’s a prisoner of his own trauma. It’s been stated multiple times that his obsession is no different than the Joker’s or the Riddler’s.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

Man, that was a headache. Thank you. Looks like it’s meant to be read left to right, top to bottom, straight lines only, except around the middle-ish (formatting this on mobile so it probably won’t work):

P I

N G

H E

T E A

C H E R

H O

T E L

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Good catch, I am technologically incompetent.

They seemed like such decent character strings

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

That’s because Duke Nukem respects women.

 

On a little vacay in Istanbul. This cat came to hang out at a restaurant down the street. He pawed my thigh, I thought he was gonna jump on me to ask me for pets and food, but I had no food left. I told him “sorry buddy I’m outta food.” Turns out he knew & was just pawing my thigh to move it so he could leave and find his next target.

I’ve seen people give full meals to this cat, he’s well fed.

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