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Biden wears Trump hat as 9/11 unity gesture, says White House (www.bbc.com)

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Life is photoshop. We're all in the matrix. Except this is wish.com matrix.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The Machines in our timeline discovered that we would instinctively reject their artificial world if it wasn't stupid enough.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

That is the darkest part of The Matrix.

“We gave you paradise and you all threw a tantrum. So we made life hell and now you’re easy to deal with.”

And the longer I am alive, the more true that sentiment seems to be.