this post was submitted on 05 Oct 2024
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I would say that a quote from St. Augustine would be appropriate in this situation:

“Not all wonders are natural; many are devised by man’s ingenuity, many by the craft of demons.”

I'm thinking this is a combination of the latter two. Eating it will make you part of the Army of the Damned.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I'm more worried about my mortal bowels than my immortal soul if I ate that thing.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I think you're allowed one taste. It's the second taste that consigns your soul to damnation

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I've earned eternal damnation for less

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago