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[–] underwatermagpies 14 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Are you sitting down right now? Is it painful? No? Enjoy that.

This comment is brought to you by an allergic reaction to haemorrhoid cream.

[–] Thornburywitch 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This has to be the deliberate malice of a hostile universe. Have you considered whether or not you've been cursed by someone? Just in case, I'm sending you some curse correction vibes over the aether. May not have much effect on the cream or the haemorroids, but it makes me feel better.

[–] underwatermagpies 5 points 1 year ago

A curse would definitely explain my recent run. Thanks for the vibes.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Dude…. I um …

🧊🧊🧊

[–] CEOofmyhouse56 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A bit like too much chilli I guess. Oooo

[–] just_kitten 3 points 1 year ago

Imagine that, but the remedy hurts even more. It's that psychological betrayal that really adds salt to the wound.

[–] Seagoon_ 3 points 1 year ago

apparently the butt wipers are pretty allergenic too , paper is best