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concussy rule (lemmy.one)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Instead of X say Y

| have a concussion = I'm in my bonked-up state.

I'm concussed = I'm all bonked up.

My brain is bruised = I've got a BrainBonk TM.

I'm in my concussion era = It's serving gonked gourd.

My concussion may affect the quality of my work = Getting my concussy slonked silly style.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Before I speak to anyone I just let them know that I have the big dumb.