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Instead of X say Y

| have a concussion = I'm in my bonked-up state.

I'm concussed = I'm all bonked up.

My brain is bruised = I've got a BrainBonk TM.

I'm in my concussion era = It's serving gonked gourd.

My concussion may affect the quality of my work = Getting my concussy slonked silly style.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

I gotta figure out how to verbally do a ™...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Have a T tattooed on your right palm and an M on the other. Then when you want to salute our corporate masters, just do the Dumbo™ Ears™ gesture.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Best solution right here

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I just say trade mark

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The brilliant thing is that even "I'm in my concussion era" is an absolutely ridiculous sentence and yet still goes on the left hand side

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Before I speak to anyone I just let them know that I have the big dumb.