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[–] [email protected] 116 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Okay, that's a red flag. Someone check his hard drive.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If anything objectionable comes up, your accountability partner gets an immediate notice. I’m proud to tell ya, my son has got a clean slate.

"Myself, on the other hand? Petabytes of CSAM."

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"My son knows how to use a VPN"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Maaaaaaaaark!

I've completed Netflix!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Nah this stuff is full on spyware having a VPN wouldn't stop it from triggering. This is the software Josh Sugar had installed on his PC turns out partitioning the hard drive and installing another OS will get around it.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

I think his son checks it often.

...Wait, were you intending innuendo or not?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

50,000 files of drag queens and transgender porn show up