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I wish I had a turkey sandwich. On rye bread. With lettuce, and mustard.
The turkey's a little dry?
THE TURKEYS A LITTLE DRY!? OH FOUL THE CURSED THING. WHAT DEMON FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL CREATED THEE?
More of an MLT guy myself, nothing like a good Mutton Lettuce and Tomato when the tomato's are just 🤌
Priorities
Wait I thought of a second wish. That politician? The one You (yes you) don't like? Every time they open their mouth to talk in public or when there's something around to record they let out the grossest nastiest wettest fart like they gotta go check, but everything's dry. But it's so nasty they gotta go check every time. For the rest of their life.
And going and checking is part of the wish I want cspan to get interesting