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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 11 months ago (3 children)

My joke about being from Iowa is that you could have a salad potluck without ever seeing a piece of lettuce! My family's wildest is Snicker Salad, Tapioca Salad (marshmallows and mandarin oranges), and Cranberry Salad.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

Weirdly, while Snicker salad does have Snickers in it, the base is chopped green apples. (At least when I have seen it.)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

you're fucking kidding me right?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Snickers, green apples, and cool whip

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

and it's fucking delicious. Just had it at Thanksgiving.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

That's because it's mostly fuckin sugar mate fuckin hell 😂

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

So what does the word salad actually mean then? So far it appears to be a mix of anything, served in a large bowl.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

That's pretty much it, it's not far removed from Jell-O salads with other unhealthy crap added to them.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Tapioca salad is a Thanksgiving staple in my family. Leave the canned cranberry jam at home, thanks.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

And you eat them as a side to the main dish, not as a dessert. Dessert comes later

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Lol, exactly! Dessert is probably healthier!