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[–] [email protected] 65 points 9 months ago (5 children)

somebody should make a starswar that's the events of first three movies from the perspective of empire liberal media, maybe that would punch through the illiteracy.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I’m honestly worried we’d have a bunch of libs coming away just believing the media in the show and completely missing the point lol

[–] [email protected] 28 points 9 months ago

"wow, i never thought of it that way. Mind = Blown"

[–] [email protected] 31 points 9 months ago (2 children)

has star wars shown any type of press or media at all in their universe? that’d actually make for a good show or something

[–] [email protected] 35 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Rebels does, as did the Imperial campaign in the Rogue Squadron game. One of the characters is someone who unironicall supports the empire but wants to restore senatorial power, like the "Moderate" republican to Mon Mothma's shitlib.

Its implied she's even more of a moral void than the outright fascists who at least openly want and revel in war and bloodshed.

Rebels has things like Empire Day where there are parades etc and you see the average Imperial's apathy.

And andor has incel guy mall cop as a main character who buys the kool aid, of course

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

There was also the shitty battlefront 2 story mode where you play as a stormtrooper special ops lady for like 3 missions before realising that committing genocide is bad when you're told to do it to humans so defect to the rebels

[–] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Not quite what you're looking for, but I remember in that Han Solo movie that I saw a few years ago, that I reacted to how the Empire's recruitment efforts used a major key version of the Imperial March.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I love that we now have two diagetic "heroic" Imperial Marches which both do their own spin. There is the major key Solo one and the Rebels empire day one

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

I found YouTube links in your comment. Here are links to the same videos on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 9 months ago (2 children)

The BLOODY ATTACK ON YAVIN by the terror group known as the Rebel Alliance has killed hundreds of thousands of innocent Imperial citizens, completely unprovoked

[–] [email protected] 27 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Look I don't like Emperor Palpatine, he should step down after the Kkhhrebels are finally defeated.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

we can do better than that

real NAFO libs would call them the rebelSS allianSSe or something

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

If you haven't seen it, Troops is a classic Star Wars fan work (pre-prequels!) that tells the story of A New Hope from the point of view of the Stormtroopers, in the form of a Cops-like reality TV episode. (CW: contains comedic depictions of police violence)

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

Didn't several of the people who worked on that get hired for the Prequels and other Lucasfilm projects? I know George LOVED the fan film scene so it wouldnt be strange for that to happen

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago

Either it’s going to be serious like Nightcrawler and people think the guy hustling and spreading misinformation is based, or it’s going to be some comedy like The Office and people forget that they’re all cogs in the machine and it’s not supposed to be fun and wholesome.