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If you would just learn history, you'd know that Alderaanian culture is a lie invented by Jedi extremists. There was never an Alderaanian identity before 0BBY, their so-called 'Alderaan' was simply an uninhabited rock used before it was used for weapons calibration testing by the Elbit Star. Rebels just started claiming to be from Khalderaan to push the anti-Nabooist conspiracy theories circulating around Palpatine.
Fuck that is good.
somebody should make a starswar that's the events of first three movies from the perspective of empire liberal media, maybe that would punch through the illiteracy.
I’m honestly worried we’d have a bunch of libs coming away just believing the media in the show and completely missing the point lol
"wow, i never thought of it that way. Mind = Blown"
has star wars shown any type of press or media at all in their universe? that’d actually make for a good show or something
Rebels does, as did the Imperial campaign in the Rogue Squadron game. One of the characters is someone who unironicall supports the empire but wants to restore senatorial power, like the "Moderate" republican to Mon Mothma's shitlib.
Its implied she's even more of a moral void than the outright fascists who at least openly want and revel in war and bloodshed.
Rebels has things like Empire Day where there are parades etc and you see the average Imperial's apathy.
And andor has incel guy mall cop as a main character who buys the kool aid, of course
There was also the shitty battlefront 2 story mode where you play as a stormtrooper special ops lady for like 3 missions before realising that committing genocide is bad when you're told to do it to humans so defect to the rebels
Not quite what you're looking for, but I remember in that Han Solo movie that I saw a few years ago, that I reacted to how the Empire's recruitment efforts used a major key version of the Imperial March.
I love that we now have two diagetic "heroic" Imperial Marches which both do their own spin. There is the major key Solo one and the Rebels empire day one
The BLOODY ATTACK ON YAVIN by the terror group known as the Rebel Alliance has killed hundreds of thousands of innocent Imperial citizens, completely unprovoked
Look I don't like Emperor Palpatine, he should step down after the Kkhhrebels are finally defeated.
we can do better than that
real NAFO libs would call them the rebelSS allianSSe or something
If you haven't seen it, Troops is a classic Star Wars fan work (pre-prequels!) that tells the story of A New Hope from the point of view of the Stormtroopers, in the form of a Cops-like reality TV episode. (CW: contains comedic depictions of police violence)
Didn't several of the people who worked on that get hired for the Prequels and other Lucasfilm projects? I know George LOVED the fan film scene so it wouldnt be strange for that to happen
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Either it’s going to be serious like Nightcrawler and people think the guy hustling and spreading misinformation is based, or it’s going to be some comedy like The Office and people forget that they’re all cogs in the machine and it’s not supposed to be fun and wholesome.
I forgot Shrek was a star wars movie
omfg i luv u
yis it ez
r.starwarsleftymemes is a social fascist cesspool that cries about how redfash anyone to the right of Nixon was. they are beyond pathetic. No joke I have had better conversations about communism on the normal starwarsmemes or might have been sequelmemes subreddits than I have ever seen on this subreddit.
Nixon was the last leftist president. Opening trade with Maoist China. I'm not joking
He tried to do single payer. He was legitimately to the left of any president since in some areas.
created the EPA
more like /r/starwarsliberalmemes
The rebels should have sent a strongly worded letter to the empire
Or get the cast of Hamilton to ask them nicely.
Its shrek. They arent leftists, and it aint a star wars sub. cough cough hack no matter, another dunk for my collection... :grevious-kaleeshi-freedom-fighter:
Star Wars fans after soyfacing to Luthen’s monologue: “HOW COULD THE PALESTINIANS SUPPORT THESE ATTACKS?!”
"The Palestinians should aspire to be more like Luthen. (White)"
(Business owner)
Luthen fucking rules
the hell does this have to do with star wars
i gut drnk 1 dai & rantd abt hw tht sub shuld let u shrak poost & als str wurs ppost
thiz ws b4 tht subradit gut tkn ovr bi librulizm
"Lefty" Star Wars fans there actually just saying "well the middle east is culturally backwards and bloodthirsty so we should support Israel and the US even if it is a genocide". Consumption based identity with "leftist" aesthetics, disgusting.
starwarsleftymemes?
the internet was a fucking mistake dont @ me
You don't understand, destroying Alderaan was the only way to end the war. So many more soldiers would have had to die if they had to land and fight on each planet in the system.
These losers would love getting people sent to the electro-floor prison
I like how he transmuted the extra p in "disappointing" to an extra s instead
when are crackers gonna learn how to speak their own language
spuling ez hurd okai
I do regularly fuck this word up. 😅
im soury i kant spel
don't apologize to me, apologize to king krackr
Well, I posted a screenshot of this post to r/starwarsleftymemes, inshallah I don't get banned
Not that sub 💀
Thats a shrek meme sir, epic fail and reported
I can excuse the Death Star but I draw the line at delays to space freight.
EDIT: Lmao I posted a meme with this to the sub here. They removed it.
