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doorbells have rules (lemmy.world)

submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 61 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Why do they have a doorbell?

[–] [email protected] 63 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Sometimes houses come with them, and threatening murder is easier than properly removing an electrical fixture.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Well... He has a gun and he thinks that its part of a solution. He's not wrong, he could just shoot the door bell instead of a random visitor and no-one would ring his door bell anymore.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Yeah, but imagine their reaction to a door knock.

Or maybe they'd panic so much they'd shoot themself for fear of what could come next from the big loud boogie man out front.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

What about their reaction, when an acorn falls on the floor in front of their door? 🐿️

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

I can live with that.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Yeah, but imagine their reaction to a door knock.

"Sir, you are punching the main gangway into my abode! Hands in the air!"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

So they know who to shoot!