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[–] [email protected] 27 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave this library..

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It's my constitutional freedom to be naked!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

And it's my professional duty to protect our copy of Portnoy's Complaint from you, sir.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

This is America! The land of the free! We have freedoms!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

This is a library! The land of the books! We have rules!