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You're only as dead as you feel (lemmy.world)

submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 6 months ago (2 children)

But you wouldn't be sand, you would be ash. And that would make for a shitty hourglass.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Don't let my family know, I still want to keep ruining speed Monopoly...

But I wouldn't object if my ashes are like, 85% sand by volume. I'd be too dead.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

"Filtered Promethiel"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Maybe you could mix the ashes with clay, have it fired and then grind or crush the ceramic into sand.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

It would definitely need some processing. Bit of Fumed Silica might also help to make it free-flowing.