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[–] [email protected] 33 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Pretty sure you're a Taurus. Tauruses do not believe in astrology. Source: I'm also a Tauraus

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

That kind?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

A Ford Taurus?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

We have Ford Taurus at home

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Astrology is the belief that the positions of the stars have some significance for you.

The picture is talking about our local planets, which is even dumber.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

In the astrological sense, planets are stars, too. The relative position of the planets is important.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Oh, TIL. Thanks for that!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Astrology dates back into antiquity long before telescopes. Stars and planets were just dots in the sky, only difference is that planets move relative to the static stars hence their name (planet means something like wanderer).

I have heard stuff in astrology like "Mars is in the house of Taurus". Don't know what exactly it means but it is very important

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Yeah but, Mars is awfully bright tonight. Explain that!

Those who are educated amongst us know this is a clear sign that Voldemort is on the rise. To each their own, though. Go ahead and just be unprepared for the Dark Lord's reprisal.