Instructions unclear, ate the puppy.
this post was submitted on 27 May 2024
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I think we're supposed to name you now?
I suggest "Rover Cloxworth Van Puppyeater"
Cum.
I had to jerk off before posting just to make this comment true.
Thank you for your snackrifice.
This ruins the edge.
All goon things must come to an end. 😌
Did you aim it towards your face?
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Taquito
Fits pretty well if you ask me...
Cheese Stick ain't a terrible name tho
Ibuprofen
My left leg.
(If somebody could come get me off this desert island that’d be great)
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Richard!
please be referring to dick
Such a cute ham sandwich 🥹
Totino's Pizza Rolls
Banh mi
Fuck I want a banh mi
Ass
Pancake
Same! Fits him like a glove too.
It was back last August, so... does Ensure count?
Also, I knew a guy who had a little yippy dog named Mr. President. Best dog name ever.
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Croquette and I think it's a great name
Tripple Choco Cookie.
Chewy (type of compliments granola bar)
A black man's ass
Knuckle sandwich 😞
Richard.
Wasabi Pea no peeing inside!
Bosco stick, I guess "Bosco" isn't a bad name for a pup.
Toast
Potato!
Puppy 🗿
Ciabatta with sweet potato madras spread, green olives, feta, and Dutch cheese. Rolls off the tongue
C A K E
Cimmanim Roll!
Chicken caesar wrap
sigh...pussy
Waffles. But my roommate in college bought a puppy before the summer, named it Waffles, took her home, and came back in the fall with an untrained dog that peed in the house and he never cleaned it up. Poor Waffles, she didn't ask to be raised by terrible owners but I ended up moving out early because of her.
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Carbonara
Phò Gâu
Katsu
Happy with that!
Chips and queso
Phat bitch dip: 2 blocks cream cheese 3 cans of shredded chicken drained 5 diced jalapeños Siracha to taste Shredded cheddar
Microwave cream cheese till soft. Mix in chicken, jalapeños, and Siracha. Put in a casserole dish and top with shredded cheese. Bake @ 350f for 10 minutes or until cheese is melted
Edit: Phat is 80s slang for 'Pretty hot and tempting'
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