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[–] [email protected] 101 points 5 months ago (21 children)

While we are at it, let's all (as in the entire planet) switch to 24hour UTC and the YYYY.MM.DD date format.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 5 months ago (6 children)
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[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (6 children)

While we at that, lets switch to the international fixed calendar as well.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

YYYY.MM.DD and 24 hour for sure.

Everyone using UTC? Nah. Creates more problems than it solves (which are already solved, because you can just lookup what time it is elsewhere, and use calendars to automatically convert, etc.).

I for one do not want to do mental gymnastics /calculation just to know what solar time it is somewhere else. And if you just look up what solar time it is somewhere, we've already arrived back at what we're already doing.

Much easier just looking up what time (solar) time it is in a timezone. No need to re-learn what time means when you arrive somewhere on holiday, no need for movies to spell out exactly where they are in the world whenever they speak about time just so you know what it means. (Seriously, imagine how dumb it would be watching international films and they say: "meet you at 14 o'clock", and you have no idea what solar time that is, unless they literally tell you their timezone.)

Further, a lot more business than currently would have to start splitting their days not at 00:00 (I'm aware places like nightclubs do this already).

Getting rid of timezones makes no sense, and I do not understand why people on the internet keep suggesting it like it's a good idea.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure they don't mean "give up on time zones" but "express your timezone in UTC". For example, central Europe is UTC+1. Makes almost no difference in everyday life, only when you tell someone in another zone your time. The idea is to have one common reference point and do the calculation immediately when someone gives you their UTC zone. For example, if you use pacific time and tell me that, it means nothing to me, but if you say "UTC-8" I know exactly what time it is for you.

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[–] [email protected] 87 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Americans use 9 millimeters at school all the time.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 months ago (1 children)

How many football fields is that

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 63 points 5 months ago (8 children)

I am once again asking for yyyy-mm-dd

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

ISO8601 crew represent!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I get SO frustrated when I see a date like 4/3/2024 and have to spend time trying to figure out if it's the 4th of March, or if some US company wrote the software I'm using and it has defaulted to silly format.

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 5 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

As a mechanical design engineer in America having dual systems creates unnecessary complexity and frustration and cost for me all day every day. I full force embrace switching to metric

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

as a mechanic working in a hodgepodge US/EU factory line, I have to suffer through always carrying double the tools to service metric and SAE machines. and after so many years in the industry, I still slip up and say 3/16 when I mean 3/8 sometimes, because fractions are a shit system for wrenches.

oh, and some of our linear encoders readout decimal-feet, because fuck it, why not?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (2 children)

My condolences. I'm already annoyed with the times USC units are presented in Australia (our nominal pipe sizes are often talked about in inches, and sometimes valves and such have USC flow coefficients because the manufacturer is American).

So I cannot imagine the pain you must be subjected to.

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 5 months ago (17 children)

Metric yes please. Also for fucks sake use the 24 hour clock. Some of us learned it from the military but it’s just earth time and way easier than adding letters to a number

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (10 children)

the 24 hour clock

I switched to it in my later teens when I realised how many cases it would be better in.
Conversion during conversation might be an extra step, but I'll be pushing for the next generation to have this by default.

Also, much better when using for file names.

Also, YYYY-MM-DD. There's a reason why it is the ISO

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (6 children)

The conversion is pretty much the only hurdle I ever hear about, but that’s easy enough. How many songs/films talk about “if I could rewind the last 12+12 hours”…it’s just a matter of making it fit in context people can understand when they know a day is 24 but are used to 12.

ISO and while we’re at it, the NATO phonetic alphabet for English speakers. “A as in apple B as in boy” means fuck all when you’re grasping for any word that starts with that letter, and if English isn’t your first language fuckin forget about it.

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

There was a beautiful time back when I was young where we tried to change to metric and schools taught us nothing but. Now I'm ~50 years old and don't even know how many pints are in a gallon. Or feet in a mile. Always forget whether it's 12 or 16 that's inches in a foot / ounce to pound. Always have to look that shit up. Because they didn't teach us that garbage. Ever.

Guess what I NEVER have to look up? The measurements that tell you in their fucking prefixes how many X are in Y. What a concept.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 months ago

We should have gone metric in the 70s. This year will be the 45th anniversary of the Metric Conversion Act, which was signed on December 23, 1975, by President Gerald R. Ford. You may have even seen a map that has been incriminatingly illustrated to show how they are out of step with the rest of the world. It’s a compelling story and often repeated, but you might be surprised to learn that it’s simply untrue!

[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Metric has been legally "preferred" in the US since 1975. We just don't use it.

Also while I was looking up that year I came across this wild factoid:

In 1793, Thomas Jefferson requested artifacts from France that could be used to adopt the metric system in the United States, and Joseph Dombey was sent from France with a standard kilogram. Before reaching the United States, Dombey's ship was blown off course by a storm and captured by pirates, and he died in captivity on Montserrat.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago (2 children)

If you pretend to be a confused foreigner you can make them do math

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago (9 children)

You could always use the metric system, that was always allowed. Most food (I've seen) has both imperial and metric measurements. Most digital measuring devices and lots of analog ones will have options for both. Speedometers generally have both.

Really, the only one stopping you from using the metric system in your daily life is you. Unless of course you're saying you want other people to use it. Which is a distinctly different proposition.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago (3 children)

I'd argue the two greatest barriers for the average, non-STEM individual adopting metric in America is the speed limits being in mph and the temperature being in °F. Both are convertible easily enough, but when you constantly have to do so to engage with critical infrastructure or safety (cooking temps, etc.) It provides a barrier against adoption for anyone without the drive to make a concerted effort to use metric.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago

You can't have it because of peer pressure from dead people. You gotta take them seriously, motherfuckers will haunt your ass and say shit like "thirty fathoms, gold dubloons and schooners, twenty nickel shillings". We have the metric system in our country and the ghosts suck, they don't even try to come up with sensical nonsense phrases for the sake of the bit, the lazy bastards.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

I dunno, it'd probably be better but there's nothing stopping people from using metric in places where it makes sense. I write most of my recipes in grams because it makes them easier to multiply or divide.

At the same time, the most common thing people use units for is a point of reference, and it really makes no difference whether your point of reference is metric or traditional units.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I switched all my devices to Celsius, learned it, and haven’t looked back since.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (5 children)

That's fine right up to when you're complaining about the temperature to an american.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (4 children)

I'm a scientist. I've used the metric system since grade school. In fact, I convert Imperial measurements to metric to do estimates.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Be the change you want to see in the world. Use the metric system.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (22 children)

Dammit people, we need to stay focused. First abolish DST THEN institute the metric system! We have to have our priorities in order and stay organized or we will never accomplish anything!

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Natural Gas companies: No, MMBTU/scf or bust!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Rock it like a Brit. Most things in metric except for your height (feet and inches) and your car speed (miles per hour) and when you measure your manhood (inches... Or fractions thereof).

Also, milk is pints.

Land is acres.

And the ponies run furlongs.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

... and our weight is in Stones.

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