They are not looking for a person, but an actual grizzly bear
this post was submitted on 07 Jun 2024
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Well that would pretty efficiently squelch any workplace conflict.
Normally I object to overly specific hiring descriptions to skip out on the requirement to post a job for outside candidates before hiring from inside, but I think that as a WWII veteran, Wojtek has more than earned a little leeway.
To shreds you say?
Well how is his wife holding up?
To shreds you say?
She ran into a man in the woods.
The last one went to Grizzco
There's not enough left for us to show you what happened to them.
Yeah, I don't think lying on your resume is a wise decision here.
Is the job managing grizzly bears in conflict (like a general leading them in battle) or managing conflicted grizzly bears (like a marriage counselor for bears)? 🤔
Is there a signing bonus?
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