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Yeah, eight fucking bears, how about that huh?

2 Kings 2:23-25

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

No, it should be a spell that creates 8 2/2 bear tokens.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 41 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Not very intimidating, as long as they keep on fucking.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 months ago (2 children)

depends on who theyre fucking

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago (1 children)

"Inside you are eight bears."

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

They're all fucking.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Probably some random women lost in the woods.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Woah an 8/8 for 2 mana!! Wizards needs to ban this before it breaks the format.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

Literally format-warping. Compare this to a balanced card like Uro

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Don't make this another Tarmogoyf thread

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (2 children)

i just watched Annihilation, that fucking bear 💀

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

was one of those, cousin was watching movie so i walked into movie blind about what to expect and the movie was wtf

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

This movie has some good moments

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

The flavor text teally sells this meme.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

2 Kings 2:23-25

Origin of malding

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Elisha casts Bears. It's super effective!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Another nice card for my collection

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Why does it only cost 2 mana.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Fine, we'll make it three, but only if you promise not to play blue.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I love this kind of humour, where can I get more??

And the bizarre bible quote, oh my fucking god

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

As a Druid, I can’t even complain

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Still better than the guy