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It would be hard to focus if our floors were built from mashed potatoes. (lemmy.world)
submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 84 points 4 months ago

Maybe they’re calm BECAUSE the floor is food. My next meal is 10 miles away.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Anyone who has let cows out to pasture for the first time in spring knows that this is not always the case.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

It's literally the cutest expression of joy

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Here I thought they were forced to stand around in their own shit

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago

that heavily depends on the farm

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Cows aren't solely feeded grass

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

How do I force someone to change their username?

Edit: thanks for coming, everyone. We'll be here all week.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

Ask @[email protected]. They originally went by "Charlie".