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[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago

This is just like a joke my girlfriend and I have on the subject :

Google “how to remove a splinter”

Result: “You may have cancer. Here’s the top 20 paid results regarding things that have nothing to do with your problem.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

It told me I was experiencing morning sickness because I've been throwing up almost daily for over a month now.

I'm AMAB.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

oh shit. WebMD finally fixed their symptom checker.

used to be you'd plug in headache and it'd be like...

  • You have a headache
  • you have a migraine.
  • you have a concussion
  • you have [a whole lot of scary shit that will kill you]

now it just says "we couldn't find anything wrong with you"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

"You could be dying rn or it could be absolutely nothing... It's probably nothing..unless ? Haha can't prescribe anything go see some doc meanwhile have this panic attack"