Be sure to set your ceiling fan height appropriately

Eric Kripke: We need a cutaway kissing scene. No! Not like that! Wait, wait, wait....yes....exactly like that.

Harvey Dent finally meets his soul mate.

Picture of two assholes connected by a tube

Internal workings of a snog.

“Whenever we kissed, it just always felt like something was missing”.

It's not that beauty is skin-deep, it's that the subdermal tissues and structures are the stuff of eldricht nightmares and cronenbergian horror.

Image of a man kissing a woman's upper lip to distract her while preparing to jam his tongue up her nose.

Many recipients of the demifacectomy are able to return to normal lives after the procedure. With their growing numbers, some are even finding relationship success on social media communities like those on fabook.com, a Facebook like site that kept only half the face in its name and its users.

I can't feel my face when I'm with you

Teenagers after rolling in yellow #5 at a party.

Fuck yeah topical reference

never learn how the sausage is made unless you're going to work with sausage making.

I don't know, Brad. I just think we've grown apart. Kissing you now just feels sort of... hollow.

Advanced facial necrosis

"Humans engaging in tongue combat to determine fitness of mate. Note the closed eyes, scientists believe this is because of how bloody this ritual could become; humans closed their eyes to keep the blood out."

Ha, I immediately recognized the source of this picture. It's from a Madonna music video of '4 minutes' (ca. 1:15 min)

https://youtu.be/aAQZPBwz2CI?t=71

"The laser beam is capable of slicing right through human skin and even bones!"

Humans wondered why the four-dimensional creature didn't find our porn intriguing.

"Can YOU spot the lovers kiss? 96% of readers only see vegetables!"

Fig. 1 Captured image of the effects of a space-time distortion field on the human body. Picture released by the respective families estate.

So I'm at Burning Man and my buddy is like "Hey, do you feel a little weird?" and I'm like "Yeah, yeah, I feel a little weird. Why?" And he's like "'Member those cookies my girlfriend gave our camp at dinner time?" I'm like "Yeah. Why?" He's like "Well, here's the thing..."

Our sinuses are so clean

Need a new ENT doc?

Looks like they drank too much RadiThor

Why kissing is objectively kinda gross, exhibit A: