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[–] [email protected] 85 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

They have probably gotten ticketed for an unsecured load in the past so now they throw the strap over it so that they can say they secured the load.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

And yet how you secure a given load depends on the load, of course. There's no way this would fly, is there?

[–] [email protected] 44 points 3 weeks ago

Oh, it’ll definitely fly away

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Depends on the cop but probably not.

[–] [email protected] 69 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

*Slaps the dirt*

That ain't going anywhere

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Just because "ain't going nowhere" became a catchphrase, the single negation still stands

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You're just supposed to say the two in sequence.

  1. Slap it
  2. That's not going anywhere
  3. As you walk away, say "ain't going nowhere"
  4. Drive away and watch as you sand blast everything in your rear view
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

That don't go anywhat

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Now he has a ratchet with grit in it

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

True Grit^tm^

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Maybe he knows something we don't... 1000003507

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

That was my thought... Since the compacted soil is held in place and can't escape laterally, it's basically a wall in the middle of the pile

I'm not sure how much it'd do, but it'd do something

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

Maybe it's so overloaded that the sides started buckling and they figured that would fix it? In any event, yeah, that'll fix it!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

If a tarp was added to this equation it would actually do something.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

I'll just assume the strap is holding the bed onto the frame of that junker

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Burial at Road

[–] [email protected] -3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Must be the same group that votes for trump.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Don't hit the screw with a hammer. Load securing is a different kind of politics than ruler succession of 18th century elective monarchies with a constitution.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Hitting a screw with a hammer is a great way to get a screw started that's having trouble.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

You might lose foothold though.