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[–] [email protected] 106 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

No idea who convinced Trump this was a good idea - but THANK YOU!

[–] [email protected] 72 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I'm guessing it was his idea, and they couldn't convince him not to do it.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 weeks ago

I wonder if this will go on his resumé?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

He's so sick of it all now, didn't even get a hamburner...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

To do actual work? I doubt it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

There was no actual work done, the place wasn't open to the public so there was no pressure. I highly doubt he did more than look at the actual workers show how stuff is done and then pose for photos that make it look like he's doing anything.

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

The only thing missing was JD Vance going into a tailspin while trying to order as the most awkward human being alive.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"yeah, burgers, fries, whatever seems appropriate. might want a drink but, yeah, whatever"

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"and what would you like to drink'

"Ok, good"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

Thanks, you too

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

"How long have you worked here?"

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Now JD Vance should cosplay a Wal-Mart greeter: "Salutations, fellow human"

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"Have you met your breeding quota to preserve the white race?"

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

If he loses the election that's the picture everyone will go with. Although he's still dangerously close to winning.

[–] [email protected] 70 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Don't you think he looks tired.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago

I think it looks like he took a swim in the fry vat.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

He looks like the "ding fries are done" guy

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Dawn of a new era of "Ding fries are done" powered by AI

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Oh my God someone PLEEAASE. We need to get that made and going around.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

He looks like a 4 year old that is forced to stand still for a Christmas photo.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Doctor Who rules don't apply to trumples. They break any that inconvenience them.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 2 weeks ago

Vote anyway, so we can be sure to catch this type of expression after Election Day.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

How do you like your covfefe?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

I have concepts of a plan to order Covfefe

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

So hot that I can sue about it

[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I was really hoping his parasympathetic nervous system would have been willing to take one for the team and plunged him into the fryer head first, but no such luck.

For a fat, lazy fuck, his body really needs to let him down more often.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Holy shit man, I’m laughing my ass off! This was a solid burn!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I thought maybe 'parasympathetic nervous system' was too obscure. I didn't even know what it was until I went to the Mayo clinic.

But also, I decided fuck it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

It can’t be too obscure if we all have one ;)

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

The parasympathetic system is responsible for stimulation of "rest-and-digest" or "feed-and-breed"[4] activities that occur when the body is at rest, especially after eating, including sexual arousal, salivation, lacrimation (tears), urination, digestion, and defecation

I had earlier suggested he stick his dick in the fryolater...that sounds more likely to be something triggered by the parasympathetic nervous system than his head.

Although I've never heard "rest and digest" or "feed and breed" as comparable to "fight or flight". I suppose this is the mechanism of action for finding your way to a mans heart via his stomach.

"Feed and breed" will be definitely oing on the invitations for my next potluck-slash-orgy.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Wondering if there will be any polling conducted on the success of this.

Like at best it's viral media attention as Trump always gets. I'm sure 4chan incels will be like, "kek he's so fuckin funny!" but beyond that, who is this for... ?

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

It's for the other wealthy assholes who have never worked at McDonalds (or any other working-class job) and are so out of touch they think this is good outreach to the poors, showing Trump as a relatable everyman. They have no awareness of how much he just looked like a rich asshole who has never done any real work in his life, showing up to work an average job for a couple hours during the slow part of the day and walking away with a warped view of what it's like to be working class.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

And they closed the store down so it wouldn't be too busy for him.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

It's odd they'd even sign off on this as this is pretty much one of the blunders Romney made against Obama

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

You say that like his team isn’t running their collective tongue around his rectum at any given time.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

It’s 2 weeks until the election, the big pollsters already have their final “likely voter” polls wrapping up / coming out and they’re pivoting to exit polling for early voters.

The odds of a Trump handberder poll are slim to none.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

We don’t need polls to know that the hamburger stunt will obviously give Trump as least a 20 point boost

/s

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

*hamburder.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago

It’s good to know McDonald’s will higher people as down on his luck as this guy, felon in debt millions, can’t even do business in the state of NewYork anymore. Gives hope for the under dog.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

It’s like an AI image prompt, but real.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Mmmommy wow!!! I'm a big kid naa-[pants shitting noises] now!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago
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