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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

Well now I gotta build a shrine in my lab. The COF tester, GC, and our UPC tester are all behaving badly.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

i was in a group call with 6 mathematicians, and it came time to order our names in the paper we were writing. in math papers, the names are always ordered alphabetically. we had to pull up a picture of the alphabet because none of us could remember which way the letters are ordered.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 hours ago

memorizing the order of the alphabet would take precious real estate that could instead hold a couple more digits of pi

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 hours ago (3 children)

You guys are mathematicians not letterematicians.

Also, I'm doing engineering shit and I still need to count using my fingers when calculating something on a multiplication table

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

Exactly. That's why I refuse to do algebra.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago

I do trig for a living. I don't remember how to do long division at all.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

exactly!

and i am always in favor of counting with fingers. we were given them for a reason, might as well make the most of them. counting is hard enough as it is

[–] [email protected] 1 points 27 minutes ago

Counting cohomology has done to me a numbers x_x

[–] [email protected] 1 points 21 minutes ago

No, counting with fingers is bad. Count with phalanges instead. It's more efficient

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 hours ago

I have some low-level projects where I am responsible for every byte of code running on very simple hardware.

There's still problems where I throw my hands up and say "Nope, haunted. I'll try again later."

[–] [email protected] 60 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (3 children)

See also, the Pauli effect: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pauli_effect

The Pauli effect or Pauli's device corollary is the supposed tendency of technical equipment to encounter critical failure in the presence of certain people. The term was coined after mysterious anecdotal stories involving Austrian theoretical physicist Wolfgang Pauli, describing numerous instances in which demonstrations involving equipment suffered technical problems only when he was present.

An incident occurred in the physics laboratory at the University of Göttingen. An expensive measuring device, for no apparent reason, suddenly stopped working, although Pauli was in fact absent. James Franck, the director of the institute, reported the incident to his colleague Pauli in Zürich with the humorous remark that at least this time Pauli was innocent. However, it turned out that Pauli had been on a railway journey to Zürich and had switched trains in the Göttingen rail station at about the time of the failure.

R. Peierls describes a case when at one reception this effect was to be parodied by deliberately crashing a chandelier upon Pauli's entrance. The chandelier was suspended on a rope to be released, but it stuck instead, thus becoming a real example of the Pauli effect

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

What if these people are actually bad people and we just can't know why?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago

Interesting, I seem to have the opposite condition - something breaks, then they ask me to look at it and by the time I get there it's working perfectly again.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 hours ago

Is this a corollary to the Pauli Exclusion Principle?

[–] Taleya 6 points 4 hours ago

Anyone who builds their own PC kit knows about the Blood Sacrifice

[–] [email protected] 63 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Yep. Ghosts in Machines are real.

I have witnessed it first hand multiple times.

At university there was an old 1st gen Makerbot 3D printer and if you took away one of it's prints that were displayed around it, all of your prints would fail, even if you replaced it the printer held a grudge. And never EVER say a 100% certainty statement that the print would succeed like "it is printing ok, it will be finished in an hour". Only say things like "the print is doing ok so far".

The electronics lab was throwing out five old Cathode Ray Oscilloscopes so our little maker group took them in and two were working fine. The other three weren't displaying the trace on the screen. One of our members, a chap from Romania who in his youth spent his time fixing old TVs in his home country, said to let him have a look. I swear down he plugged them in, leant his ear against it, said to the scopes "shh it's ok, we'll look after you", and gave them gentle taps on top just behind the screen, and all three jumped back into life in perfect calibration.

And finally, my girlfriend at the time had a 1st gen iPod that would, at the most inopportune moments randomly wake itself up, play a few seconds of a random song, then shut itself down.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

The Machine Spirit requires the utmost respect. Failure to do so is heresy of the highest order.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 hours ago

I like to think the praying is a pep talk for the machine spirit.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 hours ago

I can verify that Makerbots are both fussy and haunted.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Whatever you do, do not touch that one BNC cable. Just trust me on this.

[–] [email protected] 70 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 52 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 hours ago

This is glorious

[–] [email protected] 23 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Thought emporium said that microbiologists are the most super stitisous and that if it took sacrificing a goat to get better results they would

[–] [email protected] 22 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Just yesterday I had a CO2 valve close on me during an experiment while I was away for a moment. It takes effort to turn the valve so it couldn't have just shaken closed or something. The valve was in the corner of the room and was blocked off by boxes, so nobody could have accidentally bumped it. And, besides, nobody was in the room anyways. Before the experiment I made damn sure that the CO2 valve was open, and even looking through the computer records (which records the CO2) says that the CO2 valve was open until I walked away.

I still have no idea how the valve could have closed on its own. Now, I'm not saying it's a ghost, but I am saying that I cannot think of a single non-paranormal explanation. I've clearly angered the science gods and I would do well to sacrifice some more cells to the science gods to appease them

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago

Now, I'm not saying it's a ghost, but I am saying that I cannot think of a single non-paranormal explanation.

See, it's not superstition. Scientists all say so.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 hours ago

Mother Nature is a prankster. She was just having a little fun.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

isn't that what fetal bovine serum is for?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago

Oh man, do you think spilling some FBS once is what cursed me? I think that might be what cursed me.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Oh no, the orks became smart enough to he scientists, the green tide is too big to stop now

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

Eyyy, I understood this reference!

I accidentally expressed interest to a fan once.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Can verify: I work at a research laboratory and I can't tell you how many Trump stickers I have seen on bumpers. These are people who mostly have either an engineering masters or a science PhD, and they still believe in fairy tales like voting works.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago

Engineering is the most chud of all academic fields. Beyond the engineering stemlord aspect, there’s a lot of military money floating around.

There’s some similar things with bio fields and pharmaceutical/bioengineering money.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 hours ago

Gene stealer cultists