It's the dunk tank.
This is where you come to post big-brained hot takes by chuds, libs, or even fellow leftists, and tear them to itty-bitty pieces with precision dunkstrikes.
Rule 1: All posts must include links to the subject matter, and no identifying information should be redacted.
Rule 2: If your source is a reactionary website, please use archive.is instead of linking directly.
Rule 3: No sectarianism.
Rule 4: TERF/SWERFs Not Welcome
Rule 5: No ableism of any kind (that includes stuff like libt*rd)
Rule 6: Do not post fellow hexbears.
Rule 7: Do not individually target other instances' admins or moderators.
Rule 8: The subject of a post cannot be low hanging fruit, that is comments/posts made by a private person that have low amount of upvotes/likes/views. Comments/Posts made on other instances that are accessible from hexbear are an exception to this. Posts that do not meet this requirement can be posted to [email protected]
Rule 9: if you post ironic rage bait im going to make a personal visit to your house to make sure you never make this mistake again
No way its got everything!!
Edit: wait okay is "Guaranteed Rate" field what I assume and some insurance company owned baseball field or is it like the town name lmao?
Edit 2: lmao okay it's the company
[Medium: Success] — Guaranteed Rate Companies is a private residential mortgage company founded in Chicago in 2000. The company has acquired several other mortgage companies such as Manhattan Mortgage, Sun State Home Loans, and Nationwide Direct, which themselves had each acquired hundreds of smaller mortgage companies. In 2020, Guaranteed Rate was forced to pay a $15 million fine to the United States government for committing federal insurance fraud. The company reported having $73 billion in funded volume that same year.
In 2020, Guaranteed Rate was forced to pay a $15 million fine to the United States government for committing federal insurance fraud. The company reported having $73 billion in funded volume that same year.
This is the equivalent of being fined $20.55 after you fraud your way to $100,000
Or being fined $0.02 for stealing $100, which is closer to an amount that I can comprehend
Instead, if a worker steals $100 out of the register, they go to jail and pay fines exceeding what was stolen
I don't know where the line came from, but it was something along the lines of ”If the punishment is a fine, then it's not illegal for rich people to do it”. Or rich corporations, but 
already considers them people.
At what point did real life become the parody?
— Our real life has always been the parody, madame! A nation born and bred from a farce, endlessly daring itself to delve deeper into the absurd. Certainly a mentality worth adopting!
this is my new favorite bit account
Yeah, two comments in and I already love it
Not to mention someone bringing a gun to a situation there has no need for there to be a gun in
Banger shout 👏
This is 
erasure
Lmao good, Japanese baseball is better, they've got the Hanshin Tigers 😍
Subprime Stadium
Can't wait to go see band at the Double whopper bacon XL arena 😍
It also caused them to cancel a concert by Vanilla Ice
Ffs great now everyone suffers 
You, a baby who needs a Gucci tactical holster for your 9
Me, a genius who hides a pistol in my belly flab
I literally just pitched this as a gag
What the fuck, I thought I would have more time before it got lathed into existence
I…worked on this story for a year…and…she just…she tweeted it out.
I'm sorry but if fat folds can hide a gun from metal detectors then those things are fucking useless.
“It’s my belt buckle/metal in my leg/ect”
It's beautiful, a work of art. 🥲
That's freedumb for you 
Just, what?
so do I comrade