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[–] [email protected] 63 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Web Developer... The Whole Thing

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

So you mean a stack developer?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah... Emphasis on the FULL stack.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Well he only did SOME of it. CSS and JavaScript is all after him.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

THE STACK developer, literally

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Would be hilarious if he walked into a job interview and got grilled about it. "yeah, so it says here you worked on the web? do you have a portfolio? what frameworks did you use?"

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I don't know how you would get more specific.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago

Missing "The" in front of title

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

I mean. It's not wrong...

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Right? It's just missing the article.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

Technically the truth

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well, "Web Developer" is effectively a compound (like in German, we do the same thing but often just keep the spaces between the words).

With a compound, the connection between the words sometimes has to be inferred, usually by inserting an appropriate preposition.

Usually, something like "Developer on the Web" would probably be what we understand.

In TBL's case ... it's "Developer OF the Web".

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think it's a little more idiomatic (at least where I'm from in the US) to specify this difference as, "a web developer" vs "the web's developer"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I think we’re saying the same thing.

Web’s developer = developer of the web +/- idiom

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

Well, he kinda is :D

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

Reminds me of the time I went from being a PHP developer to being a PHP developer.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I'm too lazy to find a picture of a spider for this joke - this exercise is left for the reader.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Trivial exercise.

spider in the middle of a web Obtained at Wikimedia under license CC-BY-SA 4.0 International by wikimedia user Stephencdickson ∎

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

An excellent choice of picture - many thanks.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I admire your level of energy efficiency.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Had a good laugh from this. It's not wrong, though.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Jeez that's an old YouTube UI.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Is this 2008 YouTube I see before me? That's a throwback

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Sir Tim Berners Lee

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Well it does say Web Developer and not web developer. 🤔

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Web Master would have been a better title..

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago

He made a basic html site a couple years ago

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Ahh that's how that circle completes

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

If TBL was the web developer then what do I call what I was doing all those years...

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