this post was submitted on 04 Jul 2023
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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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  1. All posts must be showerthoughts
  2. The entire showerthought must be in the title
  3. Avoid politics (NEW RULE as of 5 Nov 2024, trying it out)
  4. Posts must be original/unique
  5. Adhere to Lemmy's Code of Conduct

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[–] [email protected] 265 points 1 year ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 193 points 1 year ago

Don't worry, the bot will still respond and it will get 10,000 upvotes from other bots and replies like "grond" and "15 years is 7889400 minutes" and "pass me the breastplate stretcher!" and the one real person left on reddit will smile and think "I love being part of such a large and thriving online community".

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[–] [email protected] 247 points 1 year ago (2 children)

RemindMe bot is no longer functional following the API pricing change, and many Redditors are still unaware of this fact.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I thought bots were exempt from paying?

[–] [email protected] 73 points 1 year ago

The unpopular ones can be used since they don't reach the API calls free limit.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I think only mod specific bots were immune. As idiotic as Reddit has been, it might still be running, but, how will it remind those of us that erased all comments and then deleted our accounts? I have a feeling that wasn't an official bot, so it was probably programed correctly so it won't spam them with replys to deleted accounts 😢

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[–] [email protected] 121 points 1 year ago

You were a good bot, RemindMe. I want you to remember that.

[–] [email protected] 99 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is the best showerthought I've seen in ages.

I think I'm going to like it here!

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago

remind me 5 years

I was here in the beginning

[–] [email protected] 92 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I used to get a notification every year for some dude who had posted on reddit that he was alone on his birthday one year. He stopped replying several years ago, but I still messaged him each year at the prompt of remindme. So that's also a use case.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I did the same, I hope they got them.

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[–] [email protected] 79 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (13 children)

Probably one of the few useful bots ever added to Reddit.

We didn't need a million and one spelling, grammar and whatever other stupid bots the place got infected with. Hopefully Lemmy doesn't end up with them either.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 year ago (13 children)

Personally, I think the grammar bots fit right into Reddit culture.

Everyone is a smarty-pants on Reddit!

I do hope that people respect the instance hosts and go easy on the trivial bots when it comes to Lemmy though.

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[–] [email protected] 76 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Like shadows burned on the sides of buildings in Hiroshima

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 73 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Oh my god... WHERE'S EPOXY HOTDOG GUY?!

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Has anyone checked on epoxy hot dog guy?!

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 year ago

Epoxy hotdog guy returns to reddit after a 5 year hiatus:

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[–] [email protected] 68 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Kind of sad if you think about it... After my heart attack and open heart surgery, I had considered setting up a bot to randomly send an /r/aww or /r/funny link to my wife every day after I die. Glad I didn't now. :(

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Glad you're feeling better! Check out futureme.org to send emails to the future. I believe whichever email address you send to needs to confirm that it's ok, but then you can send emails years into the future. I've been using it since 2010 or so and trying to write a letter to myself every year that I'll receive on my 50th bday. Sometimes my wife and I also write each other one too.

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[–] [email protected] 66 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

It's about time that people understood that "Everything on the internet lasts forever" is a falsehood formed from a Web 2.0 mindset. Now those big Web 2.0 sites everyone thought would dominate the internet forever are dying, and the only thing saving what was on those websites (the internet archive) is being constantly sued by greedy publishers.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I think that warning is more about the lack of control you have over your own data. You post a pic or political view online and it will be duplicated before you know it and you won’t be able to delete it on your own terms.

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[–] [email protected] 66 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Damn this is a quality shower thought...sad but profound.

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[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Does the bot used the API to send the message? In that case not even a couple of months alerts are going to work.

[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 year ago (6 children)

It's kind of sad to look back at that blind optimism that of course Reddit wasn't going to shit itself and I was definitely going to get that "!remindme in 10 years" DM and get a blast from the past.

Now all those messages will never be sent

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[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Awww, man.

Now I'm sad.

Thanks a lot, @orion2145. Not cool.

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 year ago (28 children)

In retrospect those were ridiculously optimistic

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I never thought about that before. I wonder how many were actually important.

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 year ago (8 children)

It was sort of ambitious for people to think they'd be on reddit with the same account in 20 years

[–] [email protected] 71 points 1 year ago (10 children)

I don't think so, reddit was so dominant that had they simply not decided to anger all their power users, we'd all still be on there like nothing had changed. A good platform has staying power, I've been on Steam for 16 years and I have no plans of bailing on it because it's simply the best gaming platform I've ever used. It's not game lock-in or anything, most of my games I could buy elsewhere or pirate, I just like having the features and all these other ones popping up like GOG Galaxy still aren't overtaking it despite the good PR.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Capitalism killed it. That's how things go. They are great for a while then get too big and have to keep growing for some reason. The pursuit of perpetual growth ruins everything

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (4 children)

aka the great enshittification of '23

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago (14 children)

Do we have any remindme bot in lemmy?

[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 year ago (5 children)

@lemonadebunny Ok, I will remind you on Wednesday Jul 5, 2023 at 2:43 PM PDT.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago

Man this ruined my night

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago

RIP, let's be honest though it was just for the bit.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (3 children)

The only bot I'll actually miss is The-Paranoid-Android from the SCP page.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (10 children)

I think the bot was already down before the blackout. I remember trying to set a !remind me and nothing happened. Then I read somewhere that the bot was now offline.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I don't think anyone reasonably expected it to work that long

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I actually did, there was no reason to suspect bots would stop working.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Would that bot even be functional long term with the API changes?

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (4 children)
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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Okay bro, I got ur back. I put it on the to-do list on my fridge for ya!

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago
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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago

OK, I'll remind you on 2028 July 5 10:49:32UTC!

(I wrote a memo on a yellow post-it sticker, I hope I won't loose it by next week)

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

some adbot or AI bot will try to sell it a porn subscription.

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