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[–] [email protected] 375 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 188 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

He's so smart, tricking silly women into having sex with him in his mind.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Hahaha broads are so gullible.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

Not all broads are like me...

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[–] [email protected] 95 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What kind of robot thinks "hey are you waiting for someone" sounds like a normal thing to ask a person?

Be me Stood up by obvious catfish Sad that I fell for it again Even worse, the man who's been drinking alone while staring at me for the last half hour is coming over. He smirks and asks "hey are you waiting for someone"? I instinctually interpret it as "do you have any witnesses arriving soon?"

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You've been watching this person for half an hour, you pick up certain cues, like they being alone and waiting instead of making an order.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

Yeah like original post is bullshit but this isn't at all a foreign thing to say

[–] [email protected] 178 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (7 children)

85% out of 10, what is the half one working?

[–] [email protected] 92 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

They had fun together, but she didn't go all the way because they were family.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well, he said it worked 10 times, and 85% of the time. He may mean it worked 10 out of 12 attempts and is rounding up from 83.3%

But let's be honest, he probably hadn't even attempted it once.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

That’s the one we call the Boebert.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

It worked, but turned out to be a guy. Still had a good time though

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

The date pulled out the same crap so each had half a point.

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[–] [email protected] 110 points 1 year ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 year ago (3 children)

That's fucking 8 times and a blowie

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

60% of the time, it works everytime.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

85% of the time, it works every time!

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[–] [email protected] 101 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'd rather die than be this desperate and immoral.

Perfect green text!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

This is basically how a romance scam works but without the asking for money part

[–] [email protected] 94 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I've posted this green text 20 times and people fall for it 73.6% of the time

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 year ago (1 children)

5 out of 7 statistics are made up on the spot.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago

oh damn, a perfect score

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[–] [email protected] 73 points 1 year ago (5 children)

How does the math work that they did it 10x with 85% working?

Also wtf gaslighting. This is a whole new level of negging

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I know right? It's almost like people lie on the internet.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sure, but this is 4chan. They tend to operate with integrity.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (5 children)

That's not gaslighting. It's catfishing. Gaslighting is when you try to trick someone into thinking they're crazy or that their memory is unreliable by lying to them about events you both experienced or knew about.

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[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 year ago

The only believable part is at the beginning where 30 women didn't go on a date with someone who uses 4chan after talking to them.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago

Remember to turn off notification sounds 😉

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago (3 children)

How can you do it 10 times and have an 85% success rate?

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago

Maybe just a handy, so counts it as half

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago (2 children)

60% of the time, it works every time.

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I'm like 90% sure this features in Barney Stinson's playbook lmfao

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I think the term here is 'chadfishing.'

There are people who allegedly do stuff like this on Tinder, but it's mainly to push the incel narrative that you need a strong square jawline, huge chin, and other masculine features to even have a chance to match with ladies on Tinder.

Or course people claiming this could easily have faked screenshots, so take that with a massive grain of salt.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I think there's a friends episode with this as the plot

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So he tried it ten times and it worked 8 times and a half time?

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

If the dude was getting 60 matches in two months he was already doing quite good for himself, no? Pretty sure that is above average.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I'm not an alcoholic that hangs around bars to fuck crying vulnerable women. Disgusting, I would rather find a woman while I'm at the movies, or my local auto parts store. I got car puns

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (9 children)

Why do I feel promiscuity is disgusting? I have no connection to a stupid religion, neither do I care about social standards in that regard. Am I old fashioned or uptight? But since I was a teenager I despise it to the point I had the opportunity and said no, several times (when I was younger, I'm around 40 now) My buddies always said i'm stupid asf, I don't know. Am I? Got 2 girlfriends in my life, the last one now for 20 years (still going), all my experience you can count on one hand, I don't feel inhibited in my "skills", at least what the feedback tells me, but on the other hand there's clearly a bias, idk.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

tinder is a narcissist honey pot

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (20 children)

Interesting. Counterpoint, anon's a dick for manipulating people like that.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Counter to what? That is the point.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

Wouldn't it be funny when he could not recognize the woman because she used a fake image, too?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

10 times. 85%. Afraid of the half one.

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