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[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I'm surprised they didn't name it Clippy.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

Nha, Links was a lot better anyway

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The 'C' in copilot stands for Clippy

[–] bpalmerau 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Top o’ the mornin’ to ya. Clippy O’Pilot at yer service.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Hush yer gob, ya bloody robotic arse!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The C in Clippy stands for clown.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

HE WAS JUST TRYING TO HELP

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Paperclips should hold pieces of paper together. Everything else is Out Of Spec

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I thought they were made to eject SIM-cards and hard reset routers?!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I liked the little yellow dog better.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I run Windows 10 Enterprise for this reason - because unlike Home, you can turn any of their bullshit off with GPOs. But I’m tired of protecting myself against their OS, and once Win10 is EOL, I’ll be going to Linux after using Windows since the 3.1 days.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Are they going to ask or just do whatever they want with my computer?

This is why I don't date Microsoft employees.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

my computer?

"Your computer?" -- Microsoft probably

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

It certainly feels that way. I uninstall all the stuff I don't want and the bastards put it right back in the next update, alongside some new crap I didn't ask for.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Are they going to ask or just do whatever they want with my computer?

There is nothing wrong with your computer. Do not attempt to adjust Windows. We are controlling Windows. If we wish to make it louder, we will bring up the volume. If we wish to make it softer, we will tune it to a whisper. We will control the firewall. We will control Windows Update. We can roll the image, make it flutter. We can change the focus to a soft blur, or sharpen it to crystal clarity. For the next hour, sit quietly and we will control all that you see and hear. We repeat: There is nothing wrong with your computer. You are about to participate in a great adventure. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the inner mind to the outer limits.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

@throws_lemy @IchNichtenLichten

There's really not much "outer" to Windows's limits.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

When you use a closed source proprietary OS like Windows, you're renting, not buying. If you want to own, use Linux.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

You have to spell no in ASCII.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Jokes on them, my win10 setup won't even update anymore. Can't be bothered to do a reinstall.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I reinstalled win10 yesterday on a laptop that iam selling. The windows app store doesn't work out of the box anymore. Just errorcodes. Its such a joke.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I'm in the same boat. My copy can't see the bootloader, even though it's booting >.<

Linux is coming, as soon as I can be bothered

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

You mean Windows ~~11~~ 12?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

"I'm gonna pick the penguin" - Mutahar.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

They already put it into Edge.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I actively hate co-pilot on my work computer. I really don't want it doing the same stuff Cortana did. Popping up when I didn't need or ask for it. I just want to search. Leave me alone.