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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago

I love this format

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I couldn't figure out why, but I always thought the Cardassian women were extremely pretty. Maybe due to forcing more facial symmetry from the makeup/prosthetics or something.

Regardless, they're much better looking than those other people... with makeup and prosthetics...

D'oh.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

They were extremely pretty. Honestly, as a whole, they were a very charismatic, attractive, people. Too bad they were evil

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

Filthy lies! Gilora Rejal is an angel!

And your drink absolutely wasn't poisoned by plain, simple, Garak the tailor for your slander (or libel, whatever) of Tora Ziyal.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I think you got some self-exploring to do.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

May have already done a little too much "self exploring"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Jamaharon still works even if it's in a holosuite!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

I haven’t been keeping up with the Kardashians. Did they ever get over their huge overreaction to that mild inconvenience? I assume that’s what happens on that show.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

I fully expect to see "Keeping up with the Cardassians" as a joke show on Lower Decks at some point.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

This is an amazing template.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

When I first heard of the Kardashians, this is what I thought of!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

I can't wait for the kardashians to finally get cancelled, but might have to wait until after the Irish renunification tho sadness

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Time traveling Romulan agents have manipulated the timeline to ensure the Kardashians stay on the air for at least another two decades, leading to the downfall of human civilization, thereby preventing the federation from ever existing.