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Communism is some GOOD SHIT
Capitalism is the Benzodiazepines of the masses
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benzodiazepines is the carnivore diet of the masses
Communism is psilocybin. It grows from humble places. It brings out hard truths through intense dialogue and self-examination. It gives the ability to see patterns in things.
And sometimes it makes you panic because you see how sinister the ordinary world can be.
- You heard the man! Get as much of that communism meth in you as fast as possible, tonight you're going to have the mother of all highs... And you're going to do it with COMMUNISM!
Nevertheless, another reading can be made of Marx. The often cited phrase--"religion is the opium of the people"--is truncated. What follows this remark lets it be understood that human beings need opium, because they are metaphysical animals who cannot avoid asking themselves questions about the meaning of life. They give what answers they can, either adopting those offered by religion or inventing new ones, or else they avoid worrying about them.
You know, he could have bothered to actually read Marx before saying dumb shit.
The full quote from Marx, in context, is:
Religious suffering is, at one and the same time, the expression of real suffering and a protest against real suffering. Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, and the soul of soulless conditions. It is the opium of the people.
The abolition of religion as the illusory happiness of the people is the demand for their real happiness. To call on them to give up their illusions about their condition is to call on them to give up a condition that requires illusions.
Why bother reading when your hordes of impressionable twitter followers aren't going to read either? He gets paid either way.
Free adderall for everyone so we meet the five year plan!
A psychiatrist I know once told me, "Meth-Amphetamine would help most people; the problem is, it helps too much and is easily abused."
As someone who led a very Speed Heavy Lifestyle for a bit, yes.
man who has only ever done drugs: getting a lot of drugs vibes from this
"benzo of the masses" rolls of the tongue better
Rolls over his tongue better too.
Abusing benzos is our last line of defense against neo-marxism!
shniff
Top shelf communism disrupting my circadian rhythms
The Nazis put Communism in their chocolate? That doesn't seem right...
That was the socialist part of national socialism.
inb4 tankies say the Nazis weren't real socialists 
And who was the benzos of the masses? 
Are the masses in the room with us now?
isn't like half his philosphy that he's a christian? what does this MEAN peterson? are you saying religion is bad but communism is worse? are you saying religion is good because opium is good? is religion harm reduction? are chrsitian socialists junkies? tell me your secrets, benzo man.
His brain is scrambled because of benzo. Lesson of the day, eat your broccoli and do drugs responsibly
Benzos should be entirely avoided tbh. Worst drug class
I thought he avoided making firm claims on his own beliefs because a substantial portion of his fan base are angry internet atheists from the Bush era
Actually religion slots well into the meth role.
It makes people paranoid of things that aren't really there too.
Cashier giving me a suspicious look. we both know I'm buying a cartful of diy communism ingredients and a monster energy drink
Conservatives are so bad at making communism look bad.
It enables people to get a truly obscene amount of work done in an incredibly short time?
Conservatives stop making communism cool challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
So that's why I've been grinding my teeth so much lately
Makes sense given that he's into downers and not uppers.
I don't think he's religious I think he has a patrician attitude that people should go to church on sundays because it's the done thing
Makes sense, every time I've taken amphetamines I have ended up feeling more sober
I guess I should get tested for adhd, but my point still stands
Bold quote foundation to use if considering his history
And brother, I have untreated ADHD. racks slide
the jokes write themselves
I found a YouTube link in your post. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Damn, reactionaries try not make us sound awesome challenge: Impossible.
Communism is like that za