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"In an attempt to ambush out troops, the enemy put out a bunch of noise makers but forgot to put any troops there to ambush us!"
Also, tag yourself. I'm "Speaker Used for Deception"
this post was submitted on 15 Dec 2023
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I'm the flat doll rigged with explosives.
I like the "Save the Children" energy to it. Just like how the people who chant that are inevitably abusers/paedophiles/victims of family court, Israel is deflecting from murdering thousands of children by saying "bro we love babies so much we'll follow the sound of one crying anywhere."
WHY ARE THE BABIES CRYING ON THE GROUND WITHOUT THEIR PARENTS, IDF.
"Tragically, the noise of Hamas building tunnels prevented us from hearing the cries of the babies or trust me bro we'd have kicked in the door i swear to g*d bro", said the IDF spokesman while demonstrating how he would karate chop a terrorist to death in order to save the babies.
Every Zionist is a 
That’s not what an ambush is but ok
Silly Hamas. Israel doesn't care about children.
Literally what the green goblin does in the goofy sam raimi spiderman
That's a long way to say "we're gonna blow up a school."
In an attempt to ambush our troops, Hamas terrorists placed an open can of paint above a door and connected it to a string, so that when they opened the door the can would tip and pour paint all over our heroic IDF soldiers.