MineDayOff

joined 4 years ago
 

Take that tankies! If America was a communist country we wouldn't have had a number one hit in 1962 called "The Monster Mash".

freedom-and-democracy

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

Either way they'll turn their brains into pretzels to not have to reconcile with what they have wrought

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago

Imagine the outrage if this was the DPRK

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Didn't Nick Mullen make this joke in his stand-up?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago (3 children)

The new flag is way cooler. I'm sure vexologists would agree.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Silly Hamas. Israel doesn't care about children.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

Ugggghhhhhhhhhh

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

"STOP KILLING ME!"

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Wait till they find out what classes cops have to take in college before they get to criminal justice. It's sociology.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

He probably has a "get your ass to Mars" tattoo on his butt. Then he dies as a victim of a Johnny cab that he created.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Friends for eternity loyalty honesty

[–] [email protected] 67 points 11 months ago (10 children)

"Here's why what you're experiencing is not actually real."

-Some Chucklefuck

 

amazing.

 

Hiking with my partner and my kid, spotted this on a bench along the trail. Immediately grabbed the sharpest thing I could find and scraped that shit right off. Got poison ivy. Worth it. Didn't spot any khaki shorts or plastic shields though.

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