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[–] [email protected] 188 points 10 months ago (6 children)

What does he smell like?

Depends.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago (5 children)
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[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago

like a five penny fascist

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[–] [email protected] 167 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

Gotta love the Streisand effect on display. Wouldn't have known he smells if they hadn't "fired back."

[–] [email protected] 89 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Are you sure about that? Because every picture I see of the seditious fuck makes him look like he smells of hamberder grease and dirty adult diapers.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Apparently the smell is body odor and makeup....which makes sense

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[–] [email protected] 166 points 10 months ago (4 children)

“Adam Kinzinger farted on live TV and is an unemployed fraud,” the spokesperson said in a statement provided to The Independent.

This is the official response. You'd best start believing in Idiocracy, you're in one.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Can I at least get some electrolytes please.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago

Welcome to Costco, I love you!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

It's what plants crave!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Why do we allow these morons to make a mockery of society?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Shit.

I know shit's bad right now...

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (4 children)

When I first saw Idiocracy when it was perhaps a year or three old, I thought it was stupid. I loved the premise but thought the movie was stupid and too exaggerated. That it would be funnier if it were less over the top.

I admit that I was wrong about it being exaggerated. But I was right that it would be funnier otherwise because it wouldn't have been so prescient.

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[–] [email protected] 111 points 10 months ago (2 children)

This is incredible:

When reached for comment about the accusation, a spokesperson for Mr Trump returned the insult to Mr Kinzinger.

“Adam Kinzinger farted on live TV and is an unemployed fraud,” the spokesperson said in a statement provided to The Independent.

“He has disgraced his country and disrespects everyone around him because he is a sad individual who is mad about how his miserable life has turned out.”

Kinzinger just gave us a masterclass on how to troll Trump. Not only is this a “no, YOU smell bad!” Kindergarten-level retort, but it’s also just an ad-hominem attack on Kinzinger from Trump’s lawyers, and it’s pointedly NOT a refutation. They know it’s true, and they know it’s trivially provable. And I feel pretty certain Trump has been screaming at them to sue for slander or whatever, and the lawyers are probably like “nope. You do smell. We will lose. It won’t be close.” I genuinely hope it drives him to distraction. And I hope it comes up in the debates. I hope the Democratic nominee (I know, almost certainly Biden, but a guy can hope) visibly reacts to Trump coming near them with visible, uncontrollable disgust. I hope news orgs take this and run with it like a dog with a bone. I want EVERYONE in the Republican sphere to constantly be talking about how godawful Trump smells.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 10 months ago

Not a refutation... Excellent.
This really is the dumbest timeline isn't it?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

You know they won't because the media is owned by right wingers

[–] Lophostemon 62 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Melania always seemed to have a look on her face like someone just farted. I now know why.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Would be hilarious if there was a whole bank of Melania photos where she's smiling from ear to ear when she's not around him.

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[–] [email protected] 54 points 10 months ago (1 children)

He's an old fat guy with a poor diet, of course he smells.

I don't really care if he smells, but I think it's really funny that they care that somebody said it.

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Jingle bells

trump smells like shit

That is all.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (6 children)

Ok, now I have to take a crack at it.

Jingle bells,

Donald Trump smells,

Pro-se-cute him all the way!

Oh, whata time

It is to live!

Let's li-ti-gate all he has to say!

Hey!

Can anyone else improve this?

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's not hard to believe. He did once enter Air Force One with toilet paper stuck to his shoe.

[–] [email protected] 58 points 10 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

Too bad that one aide didn't get the memo and told him about the cheeto dust on his mask when he was touring the factory

[–] [email protected] 43 points 10 months ago

Now this might actually get his base riled up.

But if the campaign said he doesn’t, he definitely smells.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 10 months ago (2 children)

how fucked in the head do you have to be to married to this giant human-sized piece of feces

[–] Lophostemon 51 points 10 months ago

Greed is the oldest aphrodisiac.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

They should check out the Economy in Slovakia so they'll understand her motivation.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Slovenia, and they're not that poor.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I never heard anyone talk about Trump's smell until seeing this so a. You know he smells. And b. Now I do, too.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Are we sure it's not some power move from his art of the deal? Like he intentionally smells so people are desperate to get out of the room?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago

"The fart of the deal"

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago

Aah the ole Yu-Gi-Oh tournament strategy I see.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The state of American politics

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 10 months ago

Make America Gag Again.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Trump’s professional, adult lawyers: “No u”

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago

You know he smells like old mayo and ass.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

so he's full of shit, and he smells like it.. it only makes sense..

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Who are you going to believe? Trump's team or Bob Woodward?

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Comon guys, don't be so mean.

He just forgot to change his diaper that one time!

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (4 children)
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[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

Jingle bells

Donald smells

Eric did a line

Melania holds her nose

And Rudy got a fine

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I’m beginning to think he uses the bronzer to protect his skin with an extra layer.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

What a Stinker!

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