What does he smell like?
Depends.
this post was submitted on 24 Dec 2023
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I'm guessing that's the joke?
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like a five penny fascist
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Gotta love the Streisand effect on display. Wouldn't have known he smells if they hadn't "fired back."
Are you sure about that? Because every picture I see of the seditious fuck makes him look like he smells of hamberder grease and dirty adult diapers.
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“Adam Kinzinger farted on live TV and is an unemployed fraud,” the spokesperson said in a statement provided to The Independent.
This is the official response. You'd best start believing in Idiocracy, you're in one.
Can I at least get some electrolytes please.
Welcome to Costco, I love you!
It's what plants crave!
Why do we allow these morons to make a mockery of society?
Shit.
I know shit's bad right now...
When I first saw Idiocracy when it was perhaps a year or three old, I thought it was stupid. I loved the premise but thought the movie was stupid and too exaggerated. That it would be funnier if it were less over the top.
I admit that I was wrong about it being exaggerated. But I was right that it would be funnier otherwise because it wouldn't have been so prescient.
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This is incredible:
When reached for comment about the accusation, a spokesperson for Mr Trump returned the insult to Mr Kinzinger.
“Adam Kinzinger farted on live TV and is an unemployed fraud,” the spokesperson said in a statement provided to The Independent.
“He has disgraced his country and disrespects everyone around him because he is a sad individual who is mad about how his miserable life has turned out.”
Kinzinger just gave us a masterclass on how to troll Trump. Not only is this a “no, YOU smell bad!” Kindergarten-level retort, but it’s also just an ad-hominem attack on Kinzinger from Trump’s lawyers, and it’s pointedly NOT a refutation. They know it’s true, and they know it’s trivially provable. And I feel pretty certain Trump has been screaming at them to sue for slander or whatever, and the lawyers are probably like “nope. You do smell. We will lose. It won’t be close.” I genuinely hope it drives him to distraction. And I hope it comes up in the debates. I hope the Democratic nominee (I know, almost certainly Biden, but a guy can hope) visibly reacts to Trump coming near them with visible, uncontrollable disgust. I hope news orgs take this and run with it like a dog with a bone. I want EVERYONE in the Republican sphere to constantly be talking about how godawful Trump smells.
Not a refutation... Excellent.
This really is the dumbest timeline isn't it?
You know they won't because the media is owned by right wingers
Melania always seemed to have a look on her face like someone just farted. I now know why.
Would be hilarious if there was a whole bank of Melania photos where she's smiling from ear to ear when she's not around him.
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He's an old fat guy with a poor diet, of course he smells.
I don't really care if he smells, but I think it's really funny that they care that somebody said it.
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Jingle bells
trump smells like shit
That is all.
Ok, now I have to take a crack at it.
Jingle bells,
Donald Trump smells,
Pro-se-cute him all the way!
Oh, whata time
It is to live!
Let's li-ti-gate all he has to say!
Hey!
Can anyone else improve this?
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It's not hard to believe. He did once enter Air Force One with toilet paper stuck to his shoe.
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Too bad that one aide didn't get the memo and told him about the cheeto dust on his mask when he was touring the factory
Now this might actually get his base riled up.
But if the campaign said he doesn’t, he definitely smells.
how fucked in the head do you have to be to married to this giant human-sized piece of feces
Greed is the oldest aphrodisiac.
It pays well.
They should check out the Economy in Slovakia so they'll understand her motivation.
I never heard anyone talk about Trump's smell until seeing this so a. You know he smells. And b. Now I do, too.
Are we sure it's not some power move from his art of the deal? Like he intentionally smells so people are desperate to get out of the room?
"The fart of the deal"
Aah the ole Yu-Gi-Oh tournament strategy I see.
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Make America Gag Again.
You know he smells like old mayo and ass.
so he's full of shit, and he smells like it.. it only makes sense..
Comon guys, don't be so mean.
He just forgot to change his diaper that one time!
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Jingle bells
Donald smells
Eric did a line
Melania holds her nose
And Rudy got a fine
I’m beginning to think he uses the bronzer to protect his skin with an extra layer.
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What a Stinker!
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