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[–] [email protected] 134 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'm sure the evil intolerant mechanic guy wanted to remove them for some fake, made-up reasons like "you're gonna die if you ride with these".

[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago (3 children)

I'm guessing the answer is "no, cos freedom" or something, but do you not have to get a road worthiness certification updated periodically in America?

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[–] [email protected] 99 points 9 months ago (7 children)

Everyone should have to pass a basic automotive knowledge course before getting their driver's license.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That's not a thing where you live?

[–] [email protected] 57 points 9 months ago (2 children)

At least where I live, the licensing test covers rules of the road, not automotive knowledge. I think this commenter was referring to some test covering very surface-level knowledge of vehicles, with a focus on ways to tell if a car is unasafe to drive.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I’m in Sweden, we get two big books of just theory stuff. There are entire sections on how deep the patterns must be, when you are allowed to use what type of tyres (summer, friction, studded), etc. along with what consequences there are.

You must have winter tyres between the 1st of December and the 31st of March, so long as there may be snow or ice on the roads. Studded tires are only allowed between the 1st of October through to the 15th of April as they wear down the roads and cause excessive pollution.

There is so much general car knowledge. Warning lights, optimal tyre pressure (which is variable depending on your car and the load), how to drive in an eco-friendly manner, child seats, it never fucking ends.

https://i.imgur.com/x28YBDr.jpg https://i.imgur.com/d2h59gI.jpg https://i.imgur.com/sZltwyW.jpg

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

holy shit, my book was like 50 pages total, mostly about what signs meant.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

Oh the signs are in different books.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago

That's what I was trying to convey but obviously failed at. :/

[–] [email protected] 27 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Everyone should have a universal basic income!

In the long run, some renters wind up paying twice as much for their tires as they would have paid if they'd bought them outright.

Would only do that if you’re desperate. I’d bet 10:1, the tires in OP result from poverty.

PS: you’re not wrong!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago

Or, alternatively, we should build cities where owning a car isn't a requirement to hold down a job, and keep piloting a two ton death machine as a privilege, not a right

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Jesus, at $20/mo you would pay for a full set of the (expensive) OEM tires on my car in less than a year. They're warrantied for 3 years of standard mileage, so even worse than double.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

I got my license in Sweden and there are laws for when you must have summer tires and winter tires as well as how deep the pattern needs to be. This is all covered in the writing portion of the test. It's quite possible that someone driving with wheels like that might get their license suspended at the least.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Yes it's illegal to drive on tires with worn out patterns. I thought it was the same everywhere in the civilized world.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

TIL America is not civilized anymore.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

Never has been. *draws gun*

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago (3 children)

For the driver licence in France there is questions like that:

  • how to recognize a worn tire
  • where to find the right tire pressure
  • check the oil level of the engine
  • check the brake liquid level ...
[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (2 children)

People can't do this?

Jesus christ I'm losing faith in the average capability of humanity

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I lost it during covid, permanently. And I'm not joking. I saw things.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

I mean Americans build straight parking lots since they drive sequential/automate

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Wow, trick questions on it too? Brakes are a pad, not a liquid

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

This, plus mandatory retesting every 5 years. New traffic signal’s & infrastructure, aging drivers, changing eyesight, refresher learning, etc

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[–] [email protected] 71 points 9 months ago (3 children)

These are the same people who drive with paper-thin, or even fully rusted off, brake rotors. And then they yell at the mechanics for "upselling them" on brake maintenance.

I firmly believe that brakes should be the absolute last thing to fail on a car. The tires can rupture, the steering shatter, and the car snapped in two, but I must be able to bring the remaining wreckage to a stop.

[–] [email protected] 66 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Sure, whatever you say guy who definitely isn't a shady up-selling mechanic

How can something called a brake, break?

That obviously just makes it more brake

[–] [email protected] 31 points 9 months ago

I am both laughing my cock off and wanting to smash the downvote button in sheer rage because I can just see this being an actual conversation.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago

Meh, the whole thing needs maintenance.

Brakes won't do shit when all the tires are flat and you just lock up the wheels. Or when your tie rod end snaps and the car veers off the freeway faster than anyone can react to press the brakes.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

And this is why I am so grateful for the yearly inspections for cars in my country. You still have idiots driving, but at least their vehicles will be somewhat safe.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Breaking through the flat rubber to find the secret second layer of tread

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

The bottom layer is better. Steel belts are stronger than rubber.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 9 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Amongst many, my biggest question is: why does it have tiny wheels on the roof?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 9 months ago

So that should it end up rolling onto it's roof it can still win the street race

[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Afaik it looks ai generated so... Nobody knows, not even the ai most likely

[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago (6 children)

Not sure why the down votes. You're correct I used chat gpt to generate it

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

Furrymobile

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

What the fuck, delete this immediately. This is a threat.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Definitely got their money's worth out of the tires...

[–] [email protected] 27 points 9 months ago

"I payed for the full tire so we gonna use the full tire!"

[–] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

being a car barber was my dream

[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

It's so fluffy we're guna die

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Brb, I'm snuggling with my cozy tires

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Don’t look, they’re still all chained up from earlier. Things got rough

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

Probably helps with traction too!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

These are so cute, I would even describe them as "so cute they're to die for"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Nice hairy mold

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