glitch1985

joined 1 year ago

Lifestyles of the Bronze Age Famous in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

What about jackalopes?

Stuck in the middle with you in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Local Area Network Network.

Sorry I couldn't resist.

Eloo in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

I heard she never even worked at McDonald's! Scandal!

Setting up a new laptop - How do I get around needing a Microsoft account? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I just did it last night on windows 11 24h2

Setting up a new laptop - How do I get around needing a Microsoft account? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

It's a hassle. Easiest way is to not be connected to the internet as others have mentioned. You used to be able to just use a banned email but even that doesn't work anymore and you're forced to make an account or even make a new email if it's connected to the internet.

I don't know what I expected a Kiwi to sound like, but that wasn't it. in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 weeks ago

Sounds just like the fruit.

guess the company in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago

I have one of their stereo receivers in my living room.

Horrors We've Unleashed in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Harbor freight sells an electric flyswatter. The time is now!

Anon sells girl scout cookies in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

Bonus points for incorporating that you're a sovereign citizen.

Harris' doctor reports she's in 'excellent health.' Her campaign wants to draw a contrast with Trump in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

I wish. Wawa has a mean sub called the gobbler that has turkey, dressing, and cranberry sauce.

Eye colour percentages around the world in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Yes especially with age. Both my children's eye color have changed since birth.

MSNBC host Chris Hayes details why he thinks a 'slow motion insurrection' is underway in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

they’re white trash btw

I think this part is implied.