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Dude spent $44Bil just so he could behave like an insecure reddit mod...

You're a shit father, Elon.

There, he can't delete that.

A "burner" account? Never heard it called that before. "Sock puppet" or just "puppet" makes much more sense.

Whether or not anyone found him out, think about the fact that he himself knows that he created a fake account so he could tell himself he's a great father. Imagine knowing that about yourself. I shudder to think of the absolute disgust he must feel when he looks at himself in the mirror. At least there's comfort and joy to be found for the rest of us in thinking about that. What a fucking loser. I dream of the day I don't have to hear about this pathetic waste of space on a daily basis.

How. Fucking. Pathetic. Do you have to be. To have an entire army of sycophants. And that's still not enough for your ego.

Rich stupid guy doing things is not technology. Why is this community flooded with this guy doing or saying things?

Oh Elon. You're gonna need a whole lot more Ketamine to convince yourself you're a good father.

X has two rules. Don’t talk shit about Elon, and don’t talk shit about the dictators he wants to get cozy to.

All that money and power and no added happiness or joy. So unloved he has to fake it. I always knew absurd wealth doesn't actually improve a person, but thanks for constantly proving it over and over again anyway Elon. Glad to know you'll die unhappy.

Sad man.

It's called a sockpuppet account you noobs. 🙄

Huh? Doesn't everyone assume he has a whole PR team that probably runs hundreds of sock puppet accounts? Like human bots? I mean isn't a PR team basically a given for a billionaire or any special interest group?

This is some late 90s web forum admin tyrant drama. Wait until he finds out he can use phpmyadmin to edit other peoples posts.

How exactly was it proven? Not defending Elon, I'm genuinely curious. The article mentions an audio recording sounding similar to Elon and some weird praises on Twitter. How does that connect the Dittmann account to Elon though?

You know, I always thought money would make me happy. But he seems so much more insecure and miserable than I ever was.

This is so sad, Alexa play Despacito

Joined by conspiracy theorist David Icke, who believes that the world’s top leaders are actually lizards, Jones and his guest both questioned whether they were actually talking to Musk based on the individual’s eerily similar speech.

There’s.. there’s a lot to unpack here. I’m truly saddened that this version of me ended up in the bizarre timeline; I wonder how my other selves are doing.

what a pathetic fucking cunt

• there are enough people on elons dick for this to be a legit account

It's just amazing that probably the one man who least needs to give a crap about anything has such a thin skin. All of his money can't seem to resolve his deep insecurity.

Not sure why the title says Elon nuked the account for outing him when the account owner says in the article that he left on his own accord due to doxxing

Shame guys, maybe Elon really isn't ok and all he really needs is a hug, and someone to tell him he is a good dad.

Also, Elon, if you're reading this, I will tell you whatever shitty lies you wanna hear, in the most convincing tone you need to hear it, if you give twitter back, free of charge, to it's prior owners

Too much social media does make you insecure and he owns one lol