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[–] [email protected] 160 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Religious mutilation: Not even once.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 6 months ago (5 children)

I had medical mutilation. I lost a lot of sensitivity down there. But it allows it to work and wife has been supportive in a country where it's a rare thing.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

I don't think anyone is arguing against it being done for medical reasons and especially on someone willing.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Neither of my parents are or were religious, yet I have a scar there (not hyperbole, actually hurts if touched too much). I don't know if foreskin is useful for anything in GRS, but if it is I'm gonna be pissed I don't have any.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Bad news girlfriend, it is useful. The more you have to work with, the better.

I too am pissed.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I already have less to work with than average 😭

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago

Yep. If an adult wants to do it, then it's nobody else's business. But parents shouldn't be allowed to make a decision like that. An infant can't be religious.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 6 months ago (2 children)

My mother scandalized the Navy nurses by refusing to allow me out of her sight for any reason including a circumcision. She said there was no need,.as she loved every part.if me, and wasn't going to be staying in the hospital one second longer than necessary. The doctor had to shoo the nurse out of the room while she was objecting that was not standard procedure.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

Bless your mother

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Nobody expects the spanish cirmumcision.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Nobody expects the Spanish circumnavigation!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago (2 children)

promise you'll stop getting a circumcision? What? like it's an ongoing decision like smoking cigarettes?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago (2 children)

People on Lemmy don't get jokes

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I mean if your joke needs explanation it sucks

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (5 children)

Please just explain it; I'm dumb

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You don't snip a bit after every celebration?

When the Chiefs won the Superbowl, I got a lil circumcision to celebrate.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (2 children)

What? Taylor Swift getting laid wasn't enough of a celebration for you? You had to go and cut off your penis foreskin too?

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It is a trope that this how a partner responds to seeing self harm scars. But this isn't a self harm scar it's a circumcision scar.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

I get one every Tuesday

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I don't hate my doctor or my parents for doing what they thought was a good idea at the time.

I'm fine and I love both my parents just the same. Hopefully you can find peace as well.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

if you should be mad at anything it's society. Realistically it's not even really a medical design, it's more like "hey we do this thing sometimes, do you want it done?" And then a yes or no. Perhaps 20-40 years ago that was the case though.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Honestly, missing a bit of dickskin is a lot less troubling to me then how hard we all work and have no real protection from the hurdles life sometimes throws at us.

Who's taking care of my elderly family, spread out across the states? My nephews have to choose between affording a home by both going to work, or actually raising their young kids. Where is our eldercare, our universal healthcare, our pre-k benefits?

I have my reasons to gripe about society, and crazy as mutilating a baby under the pretense of health is, I don't think it's as deadly or dangerous to us all long term, as these oligarchs and their sycophants robbing us of our dues, enabled by an unregulated economy.

The clock keeps ticking on the detonator.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Oh is that what that is? TIL

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