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[–] [email protected] 68 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Seems like a valid argument

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago

If I was younger I'd call him an antisocial psycopath, but tbh we could probably use less people and more dinosaurs...

Only issue is that it has to remain indiscriminate, and maybe move him around the globe a bit.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Total chad response too.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 6 months ago

The hero we needed.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Question. Does the dinosaur transformation still cure the cancer?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 months ago

If I had cancer, I would see that as an absolute win.

Shit, even as a healthy (if overweight) man approaching middle age, I'd be tempted to volunteer for dino-gene therapy. "You mean I could continue life as I am and watch my health slowly fall apart or I could be a dinosaur? Can I still talk to my family? You know what, nevermind. Where do I sign up?"

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I've never met a dinosaur with cancer

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

*taps head* Can't have cancer if you're fossilized.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Yes ,but bone cancer

[–] [email protected] 34 points 6 months ago (4 children)

I would like to see how this thing develops, were I can see said comic?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Amazing Adult Fantasy

Sounds like a 70s porn mag tbh..

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

It's like this Active Adult Community we drive by on our way to our favorite campsite.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Since we're not all dinosaurs right now, it's safe to assume that his plans were thwarted.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Speak for yourself you scaleless bitch.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Real dinosaurs have feathers, you scaly bitch!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

read this with the gingerbread man voice. nice pfp btw

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

This is how my posts SHOULD be read

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It's part of Spider-Man & the X-Men.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Figured, guy looks like stegron, which i assume is him

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

I read this issue digitally through Marvel Unlimited.

I'm not sure which story arc it was, sorry.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 6 months ago (1 children)

He could charge for that. I reckon people would queue around the block to be turned into sentient dinosaurs. He could be one rich dino dude with huge fanbase of folks who've got his product and idolize him. That's bound to work out well for everyone...

[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Free cancer treatment. You gotta pay to be a dino tho.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago

Absolutely. That's the thing that always gets me about so many 'villains', they could inevitability gain their desired ends much more easily by being 'good' but persist in being evil.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 months ago (1 children)

What if cancer could be cured by turning the patient into a dinosaur?

Ever heard of a dino with cancer?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

According to the American Museum of Natural History of New York, depending on the dinosaur species, they didn't have the same pteryx to develop a cancer.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago

Pretty sure that's from the spiderman x-men crossover where spiderman becomes a teacher at Xavier's. It's a pretty short run with just a few issues and a really good read imo.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Mad paleontologist doesn't know that Pterosaurs (which he turned himself into) are not Dinosaurs.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Maybe it's a self deprecating joke and he's simultaneously calling himself a nobody! /s

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I don't know how serious they are, but there are calls to categorise them as Dino's.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Calls from serious scientists or just some people who want Pluto to be a planet because they don't know what's going on?

Can you link me so I can read more. I'm interested.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

I heard it on a recent podcast, I Know Dino, which is really good, btw. I'm not sure if it was the newest (as of 08/05/2024) or one from a few weeks back. It was a short discussion. Like I said, I don't know how serious is the proposal.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Oh, and there are serious astrophysicists that do think Pluto and all dwarf planets should be considered planets. Idk if I agree, but I see where they're coming from.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

To be fair he said he will turn people into dinosaurs, not himself.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

¿Por que no los dos?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago

Please turn me into a dinosaur.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago

If you do what you love, you'll never work a day in your life

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

it is a difficult choice

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

Hmm... skin cancer or be an ankylosaurus? thonk

(also, f-you spell checker for trying to correct ankylosaurus to tyrannosaurus)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Boomer logic.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Fun fact this was written by Elliott Kalan comedian/host of the podcast The Flophouse

[–] [email protected] -3 points 6 months ago

That sounds like your average Republican, like literally.