this post was submitted on 09 May 2024
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Confidently Incorrect

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When people are way too smug about their wrong answer.

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[–] [email protected] 53 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Confidently incorrect

Edit: aaand just realized what community this is.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 months ago

Confidently unknowingly correct?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Reminds me a lot about Frankenstein's Monster type comments of a similar nature.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

screams echoing across the internet: Dr. Frankenstein WAS the monster!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

Um, ackshully, it's pronounced Fronkensteen!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Body-building competition!

[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Spiders don't even have recording devices to be called bugs, ugh. They likely also don't run software.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

But what would be the Internet without spiders?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago

moreover, they drink bugs. liquefying their insides and sluuuuuuuuuuuuuurping it up

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Bug is not even a scientific definition. If I want to group spiders with bugs, that’s perfectly fine.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Doesn't "bug" refer to the order Hemiptera in entomology?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Bug is a kid’s term for bug-like things. That’s as closest to a scientific definition you’ll get. It’s like trying to precisely define creepy-crawlies.

Case in point: the children’s movie A bug’s life. There’s a spider and two rolie-polies in the main cast, along insects (not sure all are in the Hemiptera clade).

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago

Even more to the point, many spiders drink bugs by slurping up the innards after injecting a bug-gut-melting enzyme. neat read: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5553785/#:~:text=After%20physically%20attacking%20the%20prey,10%2C%2020%2C%2024%5D.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

You are what you eat.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Do you think this person had that response all planned out ahead of time? Is that why they posted the first thing, so they could catch someone with the second?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Nah. It’s not a particularly clever comeback. I don’t doubt he was pleased to have the opportunity but I don’t think that’s why he posted.