Burninator05

Assuming that you are accelerating uncontrollably because the throttle is stuck open for some reason putting it in neutral doesn't fix that issue. It just stops the car from accelerating (i.e. fixes the symptom but not the disease). So the engine remains going full tilt, redlines, and blows itself up.

Citation needed.

Don't use a work computer to search for weird things.

"The second revolution will be bloodless as long as liberals let it be." - Heritage Project Asshole

I had a biology teacher that just looked for key words and if they were there you got credit. It didn't matter I'd you used them incorrectly as long as they were there.

When the penalty is a fine, it isn't a penalty to the rich.

TIL: I'm nobody because I do enjoy having my breath smell like an exploded flower bouquet. I also like the lubrication it gives my teeth because it makes it easier to smile.

Deleting them could be seen as intentionally diminishing the value of the asset before auction and get him in more trouble.

I would to except I don't think I can get past neutral if the car is moving. But neutral will still stop you but at the expense of the engine instead of the trans.

Clearly you don't eat the baby skull so it is left for punting.

If in some alternate reality he did disclose his health records and they showed that he was healthy nobody in their right mind would believe them.

It has the same energy as "my accelerator got stuck and I couldn't stop my car". There are ways to stop the car, you just didn't do any of them.