EmoDuck

Birn too late to joins Westerners fighting a proxy war in Korea

Born too early to join Africans fight a proxy war in Antarctica

Born just in time to join Koreans fight a proxy war in the West

Zeig einfach ein bisschen Zivilcourage und lass dich überfahren. Man will den kleinen ja ein gutes Vorbild sein

The word EmuDeck made me do a double take

Dictator in the refrigerator

Do you sometimes or occasionally go to a store? If yes then great. Simple deposit the empty bottle into the bag you take to the store and you're dandy!

That is a simple trick only millions of people are performing every day

The Maillard reaction is different from caramelization

Caramelization may sometimes cause browning in the same foods in which the Maillard reaction occurs, but the two processes are distinct. They are both promoted by heating, but the Maillard reaction involves amino acids, whereas caramelization is the pyrolysis of certain sugars.

I feel the problem with pants isn't weight related, since that's honestly neglectable with clothing, but with how they put constricting pressure on your waist.

I loved it when I wore overalls at my old job, it felt like I was being naked, while also having soooo many pockets

"Damn, Supreme Leader wasn't lying. Compared to this, North Korea is truly the greatest country in the world"

God: "Lucy, old buddy? I need you to invent something for me"

Haie sind tatsächlich extrem glatt. Ich sitze gerade auf einem Hai und kann mich kaum auf seinem glatten Rücken festhalten

Ok Jack, I'm gonna need some explanation for this meme