Licherally

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I don't lie to anyone except my employer. They are not owed any explanation or insight into my personal life, and personally I feel that that is the only acceptable instance for me to lie at this point in my life.

Circumstances change, but I generally try and lie as little as possible.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

The Simpsons

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And if you own a house that is being flooded, just sell the flooded house and move you fucking idiot.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Atheism just means that you have yet to find a reason to believe in God or some higher power. It is not a belief system, it is a lack of reason to believe in any belief system.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I call it xruth social

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago

My parents spent most of their time getting drunk and trying to be 18 again. I wouldn't really call that a good setup for their kids.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Is everything a fucking dog?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (8 children)

In the US we take like four to six years of Spanish and walk away with "donde estas la biblioteca" and "donde esta el baño."

[–] [email protected] -5 points 1 year ago

Sleepy Joe fails again!

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

Ah yes, the great American Bengal tiger. Our symbol of obedience and power. A cultural cornerstone you might say.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Hell I took the j&j vaccine right around when it was released to the public and I'm still kicking. Doctor says I'm healthy and everything.

But I'm also a paid actor and I'm lying and I actually grew a third arm that only reacts to the soundtrack from the Scott Pilgrim movie so take this with a grain of salt.

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