LiterallyLMAO

joined 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

That's why I'm stockpiling bananas as we speak. They can only go up in value!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It's basically chocolate frosting that for some bizarre reason people have convinced themselves is healthy, I guess because there's a tiny amount of hazelnut in it?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Is there a way to just blanket block all mastodon users from a Lemmy account? I swear I've never seen one that wasn't just vapid self promotion and hashtag spam.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Someone got stabbed in the hallway outside my apartment last night. Being poor's just great!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago

Hey, I also do fuck all. That's two things!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago

Well damn, now I want to start the world's first corpse-fired power plant

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Why let all that meat go to waste?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Holy fucking shit is that for real?

[–] [email protected] 357 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Just trying to prove to the base he's not woke.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

So that's where Yoda learned to make his shitty soup from.

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